“What an unpleasant surprise it must
have been to Klingenspiel,” remarked
the emir, when he had completed
his narration, “to find all his
fine experimenting in the science of heredity
merely resulting in nearly accomplishing his
own death.”
“His experience is not unique,” said Mr.
Middleton. “There is many an economic,
social, political, or industrial change which is
inaugurated with the highest hopes only to
slay its author in the end.”
“We should indeed be careful what waves
we set in motion, what forces we liberate,”
said the emir thoughtfully. “And I have
been, too. I have in my possession a constant
reminder to be cautious in all my enterprises
and undertakings—a monitor forever bidding
me think of the consequences of an action, weigh
its possible results. It has been in my family
for generations. I believe that our house has
learned the lesson. I would be glad to give it
to some one who, perchance, has not. If it so
happens that you are in no need of such a
warning, you can perhaps present it to some
one else who is.” And having said a few words
to Mesrour in the language of Arabia, the
blackamore brought to him a small case and,
from the midst of wrappings of dark green
silk, he produced a flask of burnished copper
that shone with the utmost brilliance. Handing
this to Mr. Middleton and that gentleman
viewing it in silence for some time and exhibiting
no other emotion than a mild curiosity,
largely due to its great weight, a ponderosity
altogether out of proportion to its size, the
emir exclaimed in a loud voice:
“Do you know what you are holding?” and
without waiting for an answer from his startled
guest, continued: “Observe the inscription
upon the side and the stamp of a signet set
upon the seal that closes the mouth.”
“I perceive a number of Arabic characters,”
said Mr. Middleton.
“Arabic!” said the emir. “Hebrew. You
are looking upon the seal of the great Solomon
himself and that is the prison house of
one of the two evil genii whom the great king
confined in bottles and cast into the sea. In
that collection of chronicles which the Feringhis
style the Arabian Nights, you have read of the
fisherman who found a bottle in his net and
opened it to see a quantity of dark vapor issue
forth, which, assuming great proportions, presently
took form, coalesced into the gigantic
figure of a terrible genii, who announced to his
terrified liberator that during his captivity, he
had sworn to kill whomsoever let him out of
the bottle. This well-known occurrence and
stock example of the necessity of being careful
of the possible results of one’s acts, is so
familiar to you as to make its further relation
an impertinence on my part. Suffice it to say,
in cause you have forgotten a minor detail,
there was another genii and another bottle in
the sea beside the one found by the fisherman.
“The second bottle in some unknown way
came into the possession of Prince Houssein,
brother of my great-grandfather’s great-grandfather,
Nourreddin. This latter prince having
need of a certain amount of coin—which was
very scarce in Arabia at that time and of great
purchasing power, trade being carried on by
barter—sent to his brother a request for a
loan. The country was in a very disturbed
state at that time and Houssein dispatched two
messengers at an interval of a day apart. The
first of these was robbed and killed. He bore
a letter, concealed in his saddle, and the
money. The second messenger came in entire
safety with that bottle, for no one could be
desirous of trifling with anything so fraught
with danger as that prison house of the terrible
genii. What was the purport of this strange
gift has never been guessed. The letter borne
by the murdered man doubtless explained.
Houssein himself perished of plague before
Nourreddin could learn from him.”
Mr. Middleton sat holding the enchanted
bottle very gingerly. If he had not feared to
give offence to the emir, he would have declined
the gift, for while not for one moment
did he dream that a demoniac presence fretted
inside that shining copper, he did believe
that it contained some explosive, or what
would be more probable, some mephitic substance
that gave off a deadly vapor. So, fully
resolved to throw the bottle into the river and
being very heedful of Achmed’s injunction not
to let the leaden plug bearing Solomon’s seal
be removed from the mouth, he placed the gift
in his pocket and having thanked the emir for
his entertainment and instruction and the gift,
he departed.
When Mr. Middleton had stepped into the
street, he altered his resolution to immediately
dispose of the bottle. He was tired and did
not care to walk to the river. Nor did he wish
to ride there and alight, spending two car fares
to get home. So postponing until the morrow
the casting into the Chicago River of the
unhappy genii who had once reposed on the
bottom of the Persian Gulf, he boarded a car
for home.
The bulk and weight of the bottle sagging
down his pocket and threatening to injure the
set of his coat, Mr. Middleton held his acquisition
on his knee. A tall, serious-looking
individual was his seat mate, who after regarding
the bottle intently for some time, addressed
him in a low, but earnest voice.
“Pray pardon my curiosity, but I am going
to ask you what that queer receptacle is.”
“It is the prison-house of a wicked genii,
who was shut therein by King Solomon, the
magic influence of whose seal on the plug in the
mouth retains him within, for what resistance
could the physical force of those copper walls
oppose to the strength of that mighty demon?”
Of these words did Mr. Middleton deliver
himself, though he knew they must sound
passing strange, but on the spur of the moment
he could not think what else to say and he
hoped that the belief he would create that his
mind was affected would relieve him of further
questioning, for if put to it and pinned down,
what could he say, what plausible account
could he give of the bottle? To his surprise,
the stranger gave no evidence of other than a
complete acceptance of his statement and continuing
to make inquiries in a most respectful
and courteous way, Mr. Middleton felt he
could not be less mannerly himself, and so he
related all he knew of the bottle, avowing his
belief that it contained some dangerous chemical,
such as that devilish corroding stuff known
as Greek fire, or some deadly gas.
“Your theory sounds reasonable,” said the
stranger; “and yet who knows? That inscription
certainly is Hebrew. At least, it is
neither English nor German. When one has
studied psychic phenomena as long as I have,
he comes to a point where he is very chary of
saying what is not credible. Do I not, time
and again, materialize the dead, calling from
the winds, the waters, and the earth the dispersed
particles of the corporeal frame to reclothe
for a little time the spiritual essence?
Could not the great Solomon do as much? Is
it not possible that that great moral ensamplar,
guide, saint, and prophet has imprisoned in
that bottle some one of the Pre-Adamite
demons? I am not afraid to open the bottle,
on the contrary, would be glad to do so. I am
a clairvoyant and trance-medium, with materialization
as a specialty. My name is Jefferson
P. Smitz. Here is my card. I have a
seance to-morrow night. Bring your bottle
then, and I will open it. The price of admission
is,” he said, with a glance of tentative
scrutiny, “one dollar,” at which information
Mr. Middleton, looking unresponsive, uninterested,
not to say sulky, he continued: “but as
you will bring such an important and interesting
contribution to the subject of inquiry for
the evening, we will make the admission for
you only fifty cents, fifty cents.”
On the following evening, Mr. Middleton
and his bottle sat among a circle of some thirty
persons who were gathered in the gloomy,
lofty-ceiled parlor of Mr. Smitz. Before forming
the circle, Mr. Smitz had addressed the
company in a few well-chosen words, saying
that a like purpose had brought all there that
night, that as votaries of science and devotees
of truth and persons of culture and refinement,
mutual acquaintance could not but be pleasant
as well as helpful, enabling those who sat
together while witnessing the astounding and
edifying phenomena they were soon to behold,
to discuss these phenomena with reciprocal
benefit—in view of all this, he hoped everybody
would consider themselves introduced to
everybody else.
Mr. Middleton, quickly inspecting the assemblage,
whom he doubtless with great injustice
denominated a crowd of sober dubs and
solemn stiffs, so maneuvered that when all had
drawn their chairs into a circle, a man deaf in
the right ear sat at his left, while at his right
sat a tall young lady, who though slightly pale
was of an interesting appearance, notwithstanding.
The somewhat tragic cast of her
large and classic features was intensified by a
pair of great mournful eyes and a wistful
mouth, the whole framed in luxuriant masses
of black hair, and altogether she was a girl
whom one would give a second and third
glance anywhere.
It developing in their very first exchange of
remarks that she had never been present at a
seance and that she could not look forward to
what they were about to witness without great
trepidation, Mr. Middleton offered to afford
her every moral support and such physical protection
as one mortal can assure another when
facing the unknown powers of another world.
At the extinguishment of the gas, he took her
left hand, and finding it give a faint tremor,
he took the other and was pleased to note that,
so far as her hands gave evidence, thereupon
her fears were quite allayed.
A breeze, chill and dank as the breath of a
tomb, blew upon the company, and from the
deep darkness into which they all stared with
straining, unseeing eyes, came the solemn
sound of Mr. Smitz, speaking hurriedly in somber
tones in some sonorous unknown tongue,
and low rustlings and whirrs and soft footfalls
and faint rattlings that grew stronger, louder,
each moment, swelling up into the stamp of a
mailed heel and the clangor of arms as Mr.
Smitz scratched a match and the light of a gas
jet glanced upon helmet, corslet, shield, and
greaves of a brazen-armored Greek warrior,
standing in the middle of the circle, alive, in
full corporeal presence!
“Leonidas, hero of Thermopylæ!” shouted
Mr. Smitz, and then continued at a conversational
pitch, “if any of you wish to speak to
him in his own language, you have full permission
to do so.”
Those present lacking either the desire to
accost the dread presence, or a command of
the ancient Greek, after a bit Mr. Smitz turned
off the gas and the noises that had heralded the
visitant’s appearance began in reverse order,
and at their cease, the gas being turned on
again, there was the circle quite bare of any
evidence that a Greek warrior in full panoply
had but now stood there.
At these prodigies, the young lady trembled,
but you could have applied all sorts of
surgical devices for measuring nerve reaction
to Mr. Middleton from the crown of his head
to where his parallel feet held between them
the copper bottle, and not have detected a
tremor.
Mr. Smitz was reaching up to extinguish the
gas once more, when a big, athletic blonde
man, whose appearance and garb proclaimed
him an Englishman, interrupted him.
“I am going to request you to materialize
the spirit with whom I wish to converse, the
next time. I have to catch a train at eleven
and there are a number of things I would like
to do before that. Yesterday, you promised
me that you would materialize him first
thing.”
“Yesterday,” said Mr. Smitz with a slight
hauteur, “I could not look forward and see
that I was to have such a large and cultivated
gathering. You cannot, sir, ask to have your
own mere personal business, for business it is
with you, take precedence of the scientific
quests of all these other ladies and gentlemen.
I have planned to materialize men of many
nations, with whom all may converse if they
please; Confucius, the great Chinese; Cæsar,
the great Roman; Mohammed, the great Turk;
Powhattan, the great Indian, and others.
Your business must wait.”
“My friends,” said the Englishman, appealing
to the assemblage, “I throw myself upon
your good nature. My grandfather was the
owner of a small estate in Ireland. In a rebellion,
the Irish burned every building on the
place and it has since been deserted. He had
buried a sum of money before he fled during
the rebellion and we have a chart telling where
it was buried. But the chart referred to buildings
and trees that were subsequently utterly
destroyed. We have no marks to guide us. I
am sadly in need of money. My grandfather’s
ghost could tell me where the treasure is. I
shall suffer financial detriment if I do not catch
the train at eleven and must attend to several matters
before that. You have heard my case.
May I not ask you all to grant me the indulgence
of having my affair disposed of now?”
Mr. Middleton and several others were about
to endorse the justice of the Englishman’s
request, when Mr. Smitz hastily forestalled
them by saying that all should be heard from
and turning to four personages who sat together
at a point where the line of chairs of
the circle passed before a large and mysterious
cabinet set in the corner of the wall, and asking
their opinion, they all four in one voice
began to object to any alteration of the program
of the evening, adverting somewhat to
the Boer War, the oppressions in Ireland, and
to the Revolution and the War of 1812. When
they had done, there was no one who cared to
say a word for the Englishman or an Englishman,
and Mr. Smitz announced that Confucius
would be the next materialization and that all
might address him in his native tongue. Of
this permission, a small red-head gentleman,
whose demeanor advertised him to be in a
somewhat advanced state of intoxication,
availed himself and remarked slowly:
“Hello, John. Washee, washee? Sabe
how washee? Wlanter be Melican man?”
To this the great sage vouchsafed no reply
save a contemptuous stare, and the red-headed
gentleman observed that doubtless the Chinese
language had changed a good deal in two thousand
years. All languages did.
From out the darkness under whose cover
the Chinaman was modestly divesting himself
of his body, came the voice of Mr. Smitz, rich,
unctuous, saying:
“The next visitant will be from that great
race we all admire so much, the noble race
which has done so much to build up this
country, which in every field of American
endeavor has been a guiding star to us all. It
gives me great pleasure to tell you that our
next visitant from the world beyond is that
great soldier, statesman, and patriot, King
Brian Boru.”
“Who the devil wants to see that or any
other paddy?” exclaimed the voice of the
Englishman, choleric, savage. “Let me out
of this blarsted, cheating hole. Who wants to
see one of that race of quarrelsome, thieving,
wretched rapscallions?”
Whack! Smash! Bang! Crash! The
assemblage was thrown into a pitiable state
of terror by a most extraordinary combat and
tumult taking place somewhere in the circle.
The remonstrances of Mr. Smitz and the oaths
of the Englishman rose against the general din
of the expostulations of the men and cries of
the women. Match after match was struck by
the men, only to be blown out by some mysterious
agency, after giving momentary
glimpses of the Englishman astride of a man
on the floor, pummelling him lustily, while
Mr. Smitz pulled at the Englishman’s shoulders.
At length the noise died away, the
sound of some one remonstrating, “let me at
him oncet, let me at the spalpeen, he got me
foul,” coming back from some remote region
of the atmosphere, as under the compelling
force of the will of the great Smitz, the bodily
envelope of the Irish hero was dissipated and
his soul went back to the beyond.
Then did a match reach the gas without
being blown out. Beneath the chandelier
stood Mr. Smitz and the four personages who
had sat before the cabinet and had views on
the Boer War.
“What an awful, sacrilegious thing you have
done,” exclaimed Mr. Smitz. “You have
struck the dead.”
“He hit me first.”
“Your remarks about the Irish angered him.
He could not restrain himself.”
“Well, he couldn’t whip me. Next time you
materialize him, he’ll show a black eye. Let
me out of here, you cheat, you imposter, you
and your pals, or I’ll fix you as I did Brian
Boru.”
Though the company did not take the Englishman’s
view, they were all anxious to go.
They were quite unstrung by what had occurred,
this combat between the living and the dead.
They looked with horrified awe at the spot
where it had taken place. There stood the living
combatant, still full of the fire of battle.
Him whom he had fought was gone on the
winds to the voiceless abodes of the departed,
a breath, a shadow, a sudden chill on the
cheek and nothing more. For a brief space
resuming his old fleshly habitude, with it had
come the cholers and hatreds of the flesh and
once more he avenged his country’s wrongs.
“Say,” said the Englishman, with a malign
look on his face, as he paused in the door, “if
you’ve got that mick patched up any down in
the kitchen, I’ll give him another chance, if
he wishes. Tell him to pick a smaller man
next time.”
To this, Mr. Smitz made no reply, but
flashed a look that would have frozen any one
less insolent and truculent than the Englishman.
All this time Mr. Middleton had been very
agreeably employed in a corner of the room,
for the young lady in an access of terror had
thrown herself into his arms and there she had
remained during the whole affrighting performance.
To forerun any possible apprehension
that he was going to extricate himself and
leave her, he held her with considerable firmness,
whispering encouragement into her ear
the while. Preparing to accompany her home,
he had almost left the room before he bethought
him of the copper bottle, which he had abandoned
when springing up to get the young lady
out of the circle and away from danger. He
soon found it lying against the wall, whither it
had rolled or been kicked during the melee.
The young lady continuing to be in a somewhat
prostrated state after her late experience,
on the way home Mr. Middleton supported
her by his right arm about her waist, while she
found further stay by resting her left arm
across his shoulders, she being a tall young
lady. Their remaining hands met in a clasp
of cheer and encouragement on his part, of
trusting dependence on hers. Arriving at her
door in this fashion, it was but natural for Mr.
Middleton—who was a very natural young
man—to clasp her in a good-night embrace,
but upon essaying to put the touch of completion
to these joys which a kiss would give, she
drew away her head, saying:
“Why, how dare you, sir! I never met you
before. Why, I haven’t even been formally
introduced to you.”
Mr. Middleton humbly pleading for the
salute, she continued to express her surprise
that he should prefer such a request upon no
acquaintance at all, that he should even faintly
expect her to grant it, and so on, all the while
leaning languishing upon his breast with all
her weight. Whereupon Mr. Middleton lost
patience and with incisive sarcasm he began:
“One would think that you who refuse this
kiss were not the girl who stands here within
my arms, my lips saying this into her ears,
her cheek almost touching mine. Doubtless
it is some one else. Pray tell me, what great
difference is there between kissing a stranger
and hugging him.”
At these brutal, downright words, leaving the
poor young thing nothing to say, no little pretence
even to herself that she had guarded the
proprieties, had comported herself circumspectly,
leaving her with not even a little rag
of a claim that she had conducted herself with
seemly decorum, she sprang from him and
began to cry. Whatever the cause, Mr. Middleton
could not look upon feminine unhappiness
with composure and here where he was
himself responsible, he was indeed smitten
with keen remorse and hastening to comfort
her, gathered her into his arms and there he
was abasing and condemning himself and telling
her what a dear, nice girl she was—and
kissing away her tears.
“Let me give you a piece of advice,” he
said, fifteen minutes later, as he was about to
release her and depart. “It is not best ever to
let a man hug you. Never,” he said, pausing
to imprint a lingering kiss upon the girl’s
yielding lips, “never let a man kiss you again
until that moment when you shall become his
affianced wife.”
Mr. Middleton departed in that serene state
of mind which the consciousness of virtue
bestows, for he had given the young woman
valuable advice that would doubtless be of
advantage to her in the future and he reflected
upon this in much satisfaction as he fared away
with the eyes of the young woman watching
him from where she looked out of the parlor
window.
Reaching into his right coat pocket to transfer
the copper bottle to the opposite pocket,
in order that his coat might not be pulled out
of shape, as he grasped the neck, one of his
fingers went right into the mouth! The seal of
Solomon was gone! A less resolute and quick-witted
person might have been alarmed, but
reasoning that the seal must have been knocked
off during the fight at Mr. Smitz’s and nothing
had happened since, he boldly examined the
bottle. He could see a white substance as he
looked into it, and by the aid of a stick he fished
out a wad of wool tightly stuffed in the neck.
A metallic chinking followed the removal
of the wadding and set his heart thumping
rapidly. He looked up and down the street.
No one in sight. He tilted the bottle up to
the light of a street lamp and saw a yellow
gleam. He shook it and into his hands flowed
a stream of gold sequins! He could not sufficiently
admire the ruse of Prince Houssein.
Money on the first messenger there had been
none.
In a center more given to numismatics, or
had he been willing to wait and sell the coins
gradually, Mr. Middleton might have secured
more than he did for the gold pieces, all
coined at Bagdad in the early caliphates and
very valuable. But he disposed of them in a
lump to a French gentleman on La Salle Street
for fourteen hundred and twenty-five dollars.
Calling on the young lady of Englewood
within the next few days, he made no reference
to these events, though she asked him
several times during the evening what he had
been doing lately. He did, however, hint at
having profited by a certain fortunate “deal,”
as he called it, but not a word did he say concerning
the mournful girl or anything remotely
connected with her.
Hesitating to hurt the emir’s feelings by
exposing the obtuseness of his ancestor Noureddin
and the foolish superstition of his
descendants ever since, Mr. Middleton said
nothing of these transactions when once more
he sat in the presence of the urbane and
accomplished prince of the tribe of Al-Yam.
Having handed him a bowl of delicately flavored
sherbet, the emir began the narration of
The Pleasant Adventures of Dr. McDill.
