It was the time of full moon. As the
orb of day dropped its red, huge disk
below the western horizon, over the
opposite side of the world, the moon,
even more huge and scarcely less red, rose to
irradiate with its mild beams the scenes which
the shadows of darkness had not yet touched.
Miss Nora Sullivan, a teacher in the public
schools of the metropolis, sat upon the front
porch of the paternal residence enjoying the
loveliness of the vernal prospect and the balm
of the air, for it was in the flowery month of
June. Although the residence of Timothy
Sullivan was well within the limits of the
municipality of Chicago, one visiting at that
hospitable abode might imagine himself in the
country. From no part of the enclosure
could you, during the leafy season, see another
human habitation. A quarter of a mile down
the road to the east, the electric cars for Calumet
could be seen flitting by, but except at the
intervals of their passing, there was seldom
anything to suggest that the location was part
of a great city. A quarter of a mile to the
west, on the edge of a marsh—a situation well
suited to such culture—lived a person engaged
in the raising of African geese. As it is
probable that you may never have heard of
African geese, I will tell you that they are the
largest of their tribe and that specimens of
them often weigh as high as seventy pounds.
The person engaged in the culture of African
geese was Wilhelm Klingenspiel, a man of
German ancestry, but born in this country.
Miss Sullivan had often heard of him, she had
even partaken of the left leg of an African
goose, which leg he had given Mr. Sullivan
for the Sunday dinner, but she had never
seen him. As Wilhelm Klingenspiel was
young and single and as no other man of any
description lived in the vicinity, it is not
strange that Nora, who was also young and
single, should sometimes fall to thinking of
Mr. Klingenspiel and wonder what manner of
man he was.
On this evening so attuned to romantic
reveries, when the flowers, the birds, and all
nature spoke of love, more than ever did Nora
Sullivan’s thoughts turn toward the large grove
of trees to the westward in the midst of which
Wilhelm Klingenspiel had his home and carried
on his pleasant and harmless vocation of
raising African geese. The evening song of
the geese, tempered and sweetened by distance,
came to her, accompanied by the most
extraordinary booming and racketing of frogs
which is to be heard outside of the tropical
zone; for not only did Klingenspiel raise the
largest geese on this terraqueous globe, but
having, as a means of cheapening the cost of
their production, devoted himself to the increasing
of their natural food, by principles
well known to all breeders he had developed a
breed of frogs as monstrous among their kind
as African geese are among theirs. By these
huge batrachians was an extensive marsh inhabited,
and battening upon the succulent
nutriment thus afforded, the African geese
gained a size and flavor which was rapidly
making the fortune of Wilhelm Klingenspiel.
Nora had often meditated upon plans for
making the acquaintance of Wilhelm, but it
was plain that he was either very bashful or so
immersed in his pursuits as to be indifferent
to the charms of woman, for he had never
made an attempt to see Nora in all the six
months she had been his neighbor, and she
was well worth seeing.
Accordingly, she decided that if she did not
wish to indefinitely postpone making the
acquaintance of the poulterer, she must take
the initiative. Timothy Sullivan was a market
gardener. Klingenspiel was not the only man
in the neighborhood who grew big things.
Mr. Sullivan was experimenting upon some
cabbages of unusual size. He had started
them in a hothouse during the winter. Later
transferred to the garden, they had attained
an amplitude such as few if any cabbages had
ever attained before. In the pleasant light of
the moon, even now was he engaged with the
cabbages, pouring something upon them from
a watering pot. As she watched her father,
it occurred to Nora that she could find no
more suitable excuse for visiting Mr. Klingenspiel
than in carrying him some present in
return for the goose’s left leg he had presented
her family for a Sunday dinner, and
that there was no more appropriate present
than one of the great cabbages.
No sooner had her father gone in than,
selecting the largest cabbage, she started off
with it, putting it in a small push-cart, as it
was so large as to be too heavy and inconvenient
to carry. It was somewhat late to
call, but the evening was so delightful that
Wilhelm Klingenspiel could hardly have gone
to bed. Proceeding on her way, as the road
passed into the swampy land of Klingenspiel’s
domain, her attention was engaged by the fact
that a most singular commotion was taking
place among the giant batrachians at some
remote place south of the road. Their ordinary
calls had increased both in volume and
frequency, and at intervals she heard the
sound of crashing in the brake and brush, as if
some objects of unheard of size were falling
into the marsh. Looking in the direction
whence the sounds came, she saw indistinct
and vague against the night sky, an enormous
rounded thing rise in the air and descend,
whereupon was borne to her another of the
strange crashings. These inexplicable sounds
and the inexplicable sight would have frightened
Miss Sullivan had she not the resources
with which modern science fortifies the mind
against credulity and superstition. The round
object, she told herself, was some sudden puff
of smoke on a railway track far beyond; the
crashing was the shunting of cars, which
things, coming coincidentally with a battle of
the frogs, to an ignorant mind would appear
to be a phenomenon in the immediate vicinity.
Bearing in mind that this seemingly real, but
impossible, phenomenon could only be due to a
fortuitous concatenation of actual occurrences,
Nora was not disturbed in her mind.
Leaving her cart some little distance up the
road, in order that she might not be seen in
the undignified position of pushing it, she
walked into Klingenspiel’s front yard, bearing
her gift.
The two-story white house of Wilhelm
Klingenspiel seemed to be deserted. Despite
the genial season, every door was shut, and so
was every window, so far as Nora could see,
for if any windows were open down stairs, at
least the blinds were shut. There were no
blinds in the second story. Looking around
in no little disappointment, she was astonished
to see a row of sheds and fences in rear of the
house had been demolished as if struck by a
cyclone and that a goodly sized barn had departed
from its normal position and with frame
intact was lying on its side like a toy barn tipped
over by a child. As she was gazing upon this
ruinage and striving to conjecture what had
caused it, she heard a voice, muffled and
strange, yet distinctly audible, saying:
“Ribot is running amuck, Ribot is running
amuck,” and looking up she beheld, darkly
visible against the panes of an upper story
window, a human form. As she looked, the
form disappeared and presently a person
rushed from the front door, hauled her into the
house and upstairs, where she found herself
still holding her cabbage and observing a short
man of a full habit, with a round moon face,
illuminated by a large pair of spectacles that
sustained themselves with difficulty upon a
very snub nose. He was nearly bald, yet
nevertheless of a kindly, studious, and astute
appearance. One did not need to look twice
to see that Wilhelm Klingenspiel was a
scholar.
“What—what—what is the matter?”
exclaimed Nora.
“Ribot is running amuck.”
“Who is Ribot?”
Klingenspiel was about to answer, when the
whole air was filled with what one would have
called a squeal if it had been one fiftieth part
so loud, and over a row of willow bushes across
the road leapt an astounding great creature,
twice as large as the largest elephant, and Nora
began to realize that her scientific deductions
regarding the phenomenon in the swamp had
been utterly erroneous. The creature was of
an oblong build, rounded in contour, and its
hide was marked by large blotches of black
and rufous yellow upon a ground of white.
With extreme swiftness the creature scurried
down the road, its legs being so short in proportion
to its body and moving with such
twinkling rapidity that it seemed to be propelled
upon wheels. The appearance of this
strange monster and the appalling character of
its squealing, caused Nora to tremble like a
leaf, but the animal having departed, a laudable
curiosity made her forget her fears, and
she asked:
“What is it?”
“That was Ribot.”
“Who and what is Ribot?”
“Ribot was a celebrated French scientist, an
authority on the subject of heredity. You
doubtless know something of the subject, how
certain traits appear in families generation
after generation. Accidental traits, if repeated
for two or three generations, often become
inherent traits. To show you to what a strange
extent this is true, I will call your attention to
the case of the ducal house of Bethune in
France, where three successive generations having
had the left hand cut off at the wrist in
battle, the next three generations were born
without a left hand.”
The erudite dissertation of Wilhelm Klingenspiel
was here interrupted by the reappearance
of the mottled monster, who, with a scream
that filled the blue vault of heaven, rushed into
the yard and paused before a mighty oak,
whose sturdy trunk had stood rooted in that
soil before the city of Chicago existed, before
the United States was born, when Cahokia was
the capital of Illinois and the flag of France
waved over the great West. The flash of terrible
white teeth showed in the moonlight as
the monster gnawed at the base of the tree a
few times and with a crash its leafy length lay
upon the ground. Contemplating for a brief
space the ruin it had wrought, the monster
emitted another of its appalling screams and
was off once more on its erratic, aimless
course.
“What in the world is this awful creature?”
cried Nora.
“The subject of heredity,” resumed Klingenspiel,
“is one of vast importance, and
although its principles are well understood,
man has hitherto not touched the possibilities
that can be accomplished. The span of a
man’s life is so short that in selecting and
breeding choice strains of animals, an individual
can see only a comparatively small
number of generations succeed each other.
Suppose some one family had for two hundred
years carried on continuous experiments in
breeding any race of animals. What remarkable
results would have been attained! Behold
what remarkable results are attained in raising
varieties of plants, where the swiftness of succeeding
generations enables man to accomplish
what he seeks in a very short time. Observing
the difficulties that confront the animal
breeder and wishing to see in my own lifetime
certain results that might ordinarily be expected
only in a duration of several lifetimes,
I sought an animal which came to maturity
rapidly, whose generations succeeded each
rapidly. At the same time, I wanted an animal
comparatively highly organized, a mammal,
not a reptile.”
At this point, his instructive discourse was
interrupted by the reappearance of the monster,
which charged into the yard with its nose
to the ground, following some scent, sniffing
so loudly that the sound was plainly audible
despite the closed window. After having
hastened about the yard for a few moments it
was off up the road to the eastward, still with
nose to the ground, until coming to the push
cart left at the roadside by Nora, it examined
it carefully and then with a sudden access of
unaccountable rage, fell upon it and demolished
it, beating and chewing it into bits.
Whatever celerity this terrible beast had
exhibited before, was now completely eclipsed,
as with nose to the ground, it rushed back to
the yard, straight to the house, and rearing on
its hinder quarters, placed its forelegs on the
porch roof, which gave way beneath the ponderous
weight. Not disconcerted by the removal
of this support, the monster continued
to maintain its sitting posture, looking in the
window at the terrified persons beyond, snapping
and gnashing its huge jaws in a manner
terrible to hear and still more terrible to contemplate.
Nora was partially reassured by
observing that the animal’s head was too wide
to go through the window, but the hopes thus
raised were dashed by Klingenspiel moaning:
“He’ll gnaw right through the house, he’ll
chew right through the roof. He’ll get in.
He has smelled that big cabbage and he’ll get
in.”
“In that case,” remarked Nora, with decision,
“I’ll not wait for him to come in to get
the cabbage, but throw it out to him,” and
raising the window, thrust out the cabbage,
which having caught with a deftness unexpected
in a creature of its bulk, the beast
retired a short space and proceeded to eat
with every appearance of enjoyment.
“In Paris, a few years ago,” resumed Klingenspiel,
“one of the learned faculty that lend
a well deserved renown to the medical department
of that ancient institution, the University
of Paris, discovered an elixir which used during
the period of human growth—and even after—causes
the stature to increase. By depositing
an increased supply of the matter necessary to
the formation of bones, the frame increases and
the fleshy covering grows with it. You have
doubtless read of this in the papers, as I have
seen it mentioned there recently myself——”
“I beg your pardon,” interrupted Nora,
“but I must know what that monster is.
Please do not keep me in suspense any longer.”
“Allow me to develop my discourse in its
natural sequence,” said Klingenspiel. “I
learned of this elixir at the time its originator
first formulated it and as we were friends, I
secured from him the formula——”
“What is that animal?” cried Nora, seizing
Klingenspiel’s ear with a dexterity born of long
experience in educational work, and lifting
him slowly toward a position upon the points
of his toes.
“A guinea pig, a guinea pig, a guinea pig,”
howled the student of heredity.
“You guinea, you,” exclaimed Nora in
incredulous amazement, and yet as she looked
at the monster, which having finished the cabbage
was crouching contentedly between two
huge elms, she was struck by the familiarity of
the markings and contour of the tremendous
brute. Turning in such wise that of the
appendices of his countenance it should be his
short and elusive nose instead of his ears presented
toward the grasp of the expert in the
science of pedagogy, Klingenspiel continued.
“Generations of guinea pigs succeed each
other in less than three months. In less than
ten months, a pair of guinea pigs become
great-grandfather and great-grandmother. In
a few years, heredity could here do what a
century of breeding horses could not. I
treated a pair of young guinea pigs with the
elixir. Their growth was wonderful. Their
children inherited the size of their parents and
to this the elixir added, and so on, cumulatively,
for successive generations. I kept only
a single pair out of each brood and disposed of
that pair as soon as the next generation became
grown. I did this partly because I could thus
conduct my experiment with greater secrecy.
Besides, after the guinea pigs were large
enough, I found considerable profit in selling
their hides for leather. Unfortunately, the
animal is unfit for food. My labors, therefore,
were bent upon creating a breed of draught
animals, creatures greater than elephants and
with the agility of guinea pigs. A team of
these guinea pigs would outstrip the fastest
horse, though hauling a load of tons. The
hide, too, would be extremely valuable. I had
at last reached a size beyond which I did not
care to go. Ribot and his mate were twice the
bulk of elephants. I was now ready to establish
a herd. But alas! Two days ago, the
mate died. All my labors were for nothing.
I had only the one enormous male left. All
the connecting links between him and the first
small ancestors are gone. But worse. As is
often the case with male elephants when the
mate dies, Ribot went mad, ran amuck.
Hitherto docile and kind, as is the nature of
the Cavia cobaya, vulgarly called guinea pig,
this evening Ribot became as you have seen
him. I have lost my labors. Momentarily I
expect to lose my life.”
“What’s the matter with it now? Look at
it, look at it,” exclaimed Nora.
Ribot had rolled on his back and after giving
a few feeble twitches of his great legs, remained
without life, his legs pointing stiffly
into the air.
“He is dead,” said Klingenspiel, and Nora
was unable to tell whether relief and joy or
regret and despair predominated in this utterance.
“Ribot is dead. Our lives are saved,
my experiment is ruined.”
Turning toward Nora and scrutinizing her
attentively for the first time, he remarked,
“How white your face is. The strain has
been a dreadful one. It has driven all the
color away from you.” And then letting his
eyes wander over her person until they paused
upon her hands resting in the moonlight upon
the top of the sash, “and how green your
hands are. What can it be? Paris green,”
he said after a close examination. “It was
that which killed Ribot.”
“I remember now. Father was sprinkling
something on them. It is cabbage worm
time.”
“I hope you will allow me to call,” said
Klingenspiel, and Nora graciously assenting,
he continued: “I admire your beauty, I admire
your many admirable qualities of head and
heart, but above all, your decision, your great
decision.”
“Oh, I don’t think I showed much decision
just because I threw the cabbage out.”
“I referred to your taking my ear and learning,
out of its due order in the thesis I was
expounding, what manner of beast Ribot was.
Ribot killed two of my best African geese.
They are, however, still fit for food. I am
going to beg your acceptance of one.”
“We will have it for dinner to-morrow,”
said Nora, “and you must come over.”
“I shall be pleased to do so,” said Klingenspiel,
and that was the beginning of a series of
visits to the home of Timothy Sullivan that
resulted in the marriage of Miss Nora and
Wilhelm Klingenspiel. The latter still raises
African geese there in the vicinity of Stony
Island, but he has made no more experiments
with guinea pigs, for his wife will not hear
to it.
