Léon strode ahead as if he knew exactly where he was
going; the sobs of Madame were still faintly audible, and no one uttered a
word. A dog barked furiously in a courtyard as they went by; then the church
clock struck two, and many domestic clocks followed or preceded it in piping
tones. And just then Berthelini spied a light. It burned in a small house on
the outskirts of the town, and thither the party now directed their steps.
“It is always a chance,” said Léon.
The house in question stood back from the street behind an open space, part
garden, part turnip-field; and several outhouses stood forward from either wing
at right angles to the front. One of these had recently undergone some change.
An enormous window, looking towards the north, had been effected in the wall
and roof, and Léon began to hope it was a studio.
“If it’s only a painter,” he said with a chuckle, “ten
to one we get as good a welcome as we want.”
“I thought painters were principally poor,” said Stubbs.
“Ah!” cried Léon, “you do not know the world as I do. The
poorer the better for us!”
And the trio advanced into the turnip-field.
The light was in the ground floor; as one window was brightly illuminated and
two others more faintly, it might be supposed that there was a single lamp in
one corner of a large apartment; and a certain tremulousness and temporary
dwindling showed that a live fire contributed to the effect. The sound of a
voice now became audible; and the trespassers paused to listen. It was pitched
in a high, angry key, but had still a good, full, and masculine note in it. The
utterance was voluble, too voluble even to be quite distinct; a stream of
words, rising and falling, with ever and again a phrase thrown out by itself,
as if the speaker reckoned on its virtue.
Suddenly another voice joined in. This time it was a woman’s; and if the
man were angry, the woman was incensed to the degree of fury. There was that
absolutely blank composure known to suffering males; that colourless unnatural
speech which shows a spirit accurately balanced between homicide and hysterics;
the tone in which the best of women sometimes utter words worse than death to
those most dear to them. If Abstract Bones-and-Sepulchre were to be endowed
with the gift of speech, thus, and not otherwise, would it discourse. Léon was
a brave man, and I fear he was somewhat sceptically given (he had been educated
in a Papistical country), but the habit of childhood prevailed, and he crossed
himself devoutly. He had met several women in his career. It was obvious that
his instinct had not deceived him, for the male voice broke forth instantly in
a towering passion.
The undergraduate, who had not understood the significance of the woman’s
contribution, pricked up his ears at the change upon the man.
“There’s going to be a free fight,” he opined.
There was another retort from the woman, still calm but a little higher.
“Hysterics?” asked Léon of his wife. “Is that the stage
direction?”
“How should I know?” returned Elvira, somewhat tartly.
“Oh, woman, woman!” said Léon, beginning to open the guitar-case.
“It is one of the burdens of my life, Monsieur Stubbs; they support each
other; they always pretend there is no system; they say it’s nature. Even
Madame Berthelini, who is a dramatic artist!”
“You are heartless, Léon,” said Elvira; “that woman is in
trouble.”
“And the man, my angel?” inquired Berthelini, passing the ribbon of
his guitar. “And the man, m’amour?”
“He is a man,” she answered.
“You hear that?” said Léon to Stubbs. “It is not too late for
you. Mark the intonation. And now,” he continued, “what are we to
give them?”
“Are you going to sing?” asked Stubbs.
“I am a troubadour,” replied Léon. “I claim a welcome by and
for my art. If I were a banker could I do as much?”
“Well, you wouldn’t need, you know,” answered the
undergraduate.
“Egad,” said Léon, “but that’s true. Elvira, that is
true.”
“Of course it is,” she replied. “Did you not know it?”
“My dear,” answered Léon impressively, “I know nothing but
what is agreeable. Even my knowledge of life is a work of art superiorly
composed. But what are we to give them? It should be something
appropriate.”
Visions of “Let dogs delight” passed through the
undergraduate’s mind; but it occurred to him that the poetry was English
and that he did not know the air. Hence he contributed no suggestion.
“Something about our houselessness,” said Elvira.
“I have it,” cried Léon. And he broke forth into a song of Pierre
Dupont’s:—
“Savez-vous où gite,
Mai, ce joli mois?”
Mai, ce joli mois?”
Elvira joined in; so did Stubbs, with a good ear and voice, but an imperfect
acquaintance with the music. Léon and the guitar were equal to the situation.
The actor dispensed his throat-notes with prodigality and enthusiasm; and, as
he looked up to heaven in his heroic way, tossing the black ringlets, it seemed
to him that the very stars contributed a dumb applause to his efforts, and the
universe lent him its silence for a chorus. That is one of the best features of
the heavenly bodies, that they belong to everybody in particular; and a man
like Léon, a chronic Endymion who managed to get along without encouragement,
is always the world’s centre for himself.
He alone—and it is to be noted, he was the worst singer of the
three—took the music seriously to heart, and judged the serenade from a
high artistic point of view. Elvira, on the other hand, was preoccupied about
their reception; and, as for Stubbs, he considered the whole affair in the
light of a broad joke.
“Know you the lair of May, the lovely month?” went the three voices
in the turnip-field.
The inhabitants were plainly fluttered; the light moved to and fro,
strengthening in one window, paling in another; and then the door was thrown
open, and a man in a blouse appeared on the threshold carrying a lamp. He was a
powerful young fellow, with bewildered hair and beard, wearing his neck open;
his blouse was stained with oil-colours in a harlequinesque disorder; and there
was something rural in the droop and bagginess of his belted trousers.
From immediately behind him, and indeed over his shoulder, a woman’s face
looked out into the darkness; it was pale and a little weary, although still
young; it wore a dwindling, disappearing prettiness, soon to be quite gone, and
the expression was both gentle and sour, and reminded one faintly of the taste
of certain drugs. For all that, it was not a face to dislike; when the
prettiness had vanished, it seemed as if a certain pale beauty might step in to
take its place; and as both the mildness and the asperity were characters of
youth, it might be hoped that, with years, both would merge into a constant,
brave, and not unkindly temper.
“What is all this?” cried the man.
