Ravi had a field day of it when he found out.
"So, Swami Jesus, will you go on the hajj this year?" hesaid, bringing the palms of his hands together in front of hisface in a reverent namaskar. "Does Mecca beckon?" Hecrossed himself. "Or will it be to Rome for your coronation asthe next Pope Pius?" He drew in the air a Greek letter,making clear the spelling of his mockery. "Have you found timeyet to get the end of your pecker cut off and become a Jew?
At the rate you're going, if you go to temple on Thursday,mosque on Friday, synagogue on Saturday and church onSunday, you only need to convert to three more religions to beon holiday for the rest of your life." And other lampoonery ofsuch kind.