Caius.
Jack Rugby!
Rug.
Sir?
Caius.
Vat is de clock, Jack?
Rug.
Tis past the hour, sir, that Sir Hugh promised
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to meet.
Caius.
By gar, he has save his soul, dat he is no come; he has pray his Pible
well, dat he is no come: by gar, Jack Rugby, he is dead already, if he
be come.
Rug.
He is wise, sir; he knew your worship would
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kill him, if he came.
Caius.
By gar, de herring is no dead so as I vill kill him. Take your rapier,
Jack; I vill tell you how I vill kill him.
Rug.
Alas, sir, I cannot fence.
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Caius.
Villainy, take your rapier.
Rug.
Forbear; here’s company.
Host.
Bless thee, bully doctor!
Shal.
Save you, Master Doctor Caius!
Page.
Now, good master doctor!
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Slen.
Give you good morrow, sir.
Caius.
Vat be all you, one, two, tree, four, come for?
Host.
To see thee fight, to see thee foin, to see thee traverse; to see thee
here, to see thee there; to see thee pass thy punto, thy stock, thy
reverse, thy distance, thy
II. 3.
25 montant. Is he dead, my Ethiopian? is he dead, my Francisco? ha, bully! What says my Æsculapius? my Galen? my heart of elder? ha! is he dead, bully-stale? is he dead?
25 montant. Is he dead, my Ethiopian? is he dead, my Francisco? ha, bully! What says my Æsculapius? my Galen? my heart of elder? ha! is he dead, bully-stale? is he dead?
Caius.
By gar, he is de coward Jack priest of de vorld; he is not show his
face.
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Host.
Thou art a Castalion-King-Urinal. Hector of Greece, my boy!
Caius.
I pray you, bear vitness that me have stay six or seven, two, tree hours
for him, and he is no come.
Shal.
He is the wiser man, master doctor: he is a
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curer of souls, and you a curer of bodies; if you should fight, you go
against the hair of your professions. Is it not true, Master Page?
Page.
Master Shallow, you have yourself been a great fighter, though now a man
of peace.
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Shal. Bodykins, Master Page, though I now be old, and of the peace,
if I see a sword out, my finger itches to make one. Though we are
justices, and doctors, and churchmen, Master Page, we have some salt of
our youth in us; we are the sons of women, Master Page.
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Page.
’Tis true, Master Shallow.
Shal.
It will be found so, Master Page. Master Doctor Caius, I am come to
fetch you home. I am sworn of the peace: you have shewed yourself a
wise physician, and Sir Hugh hath shewn himself a wise and patient
II. 3.
50 churchman. You must go with me, master doctor.
50 churchman. You must go with me, master doctor.
Host.
Pardon, guest-justice. —A word, Mounseur Mock-water.
Caius.
Mock-vater! vat is dat?
Host.
Mock-water, in our English tongue, is valour,
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bully.
Caius.
By gar, den, I have as mush mock-vater as de Englishman. —Scurvy
jack-dog priest! by gar, me vill cut his ears.
Host.
He will clapper-claw thee tightly, bully.
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Caius.
Clapper-de-claw! vat is dat?
Host.
That is, he will make thee amends.
Caius.
By gar, me do look he shall clapper-de-claw me; for, by gar, me vill
have it.
Host.
And I will provoke him to’t, or let him wag.
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Caius.
Me tank you for dat.
Host.
And, moreover, bully,—But first, master guest, and Master Page,
and eke Cavaleiro Slender, go you through the town to Frogmore.
Aside to them.
Page.
Sir Hugh is there, is he?
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Host.
He is there: see what humour he is in; and I will bring the doctor about
by
the fields. Will it do well?
Shal.
We will do it.
Page, Shal., and Slen.
Adieu, good master doctor.
Exeunt Page, Shal., and Slen.
II. 3.
75 Caius. By gar, me vill kill de priest; for he speak for a jack-an-ape to Anne Page.
75 Caius. By gar, me vill kill de priest; for he speak for a jack-an-ape to Anne Page.
Host.
Let him die: sheathe thy impatience, throw cold water on thy choler: go
about the fields with me through Frogmore: I will bring thee where
Mistress Anne Page is,
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at a farm-house a-feasting; and thou shalt woo her. Cried I aim?
said I well?
Caius.
By gar, me dank you for dat: by gar, I love you; and I shall
procure-a you de good guest, de earl, de knight, de lords, de gentlemen,
my patients.
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Host.
For the which I will be thy adversary toward Anne Page. Said I well?
Caius.
By gar, ’tis good; vell said.
Host.
Let us wag, then.
Caius. Come at my heels, Jack Rugby.
Exeunt.
