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MERCUTIO: "Alas poor Romeo! he is already dead; stabbed with a white wench's black eye; shot through the ear with a love-song; the very pin of his heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt-shaft: and is he a man to encounter Tybalt?"

BENVOLIO: "Why, what is Tybalt?"

BENVOLIO: "Romeo will answer it."

BENVOLIO: "Tybalt, the kinsman of old Capulet, Hath sent a letter to his father's house."

BENVOLIO: "Nay, he will answer the letter's master, how he dares, being dared."

MERCUTIO: "More than prince of cats, I can tell you. O, he is the courageous captain of compliments. He fights as you sing prick-song, keeps time, distance, and proportion; rests me his minim rest, one, two, and the third in your bosom: the very butcher of a silk button, a duellist, a duellist; a gentleman of the very first house, of the first and second cause: ah, the immortal passado! the punto reverso! the hai!"

MERCUTIO: "Ah, that same pale hard-hearted wench, that Rosaline. Torments him so, that he will sure run mad."

MERCUTIO: "Any man that can write may answer a letter."

MERCUTIO: "Where the devil should this Romeo be? Came he not home to-night?"

MERCUTIO: "A challenge, on my life."

BENVOLIO: "Not to his father's; I spoke with his man."

[Enter BENVOLIO and MERCUTIO]

ROMEO: "Good morrow to you both. What counterfeit did I give you?"

BENVOLIO: "Here comes Romeo, here comes Romeo."

BENVOLIO: "The what?"

MERCUTIO: "Without his roe, like a dried herring: flesh, flesh, how art thou fishified! Now is he for the numbers that Petrarch flowed in: Laura to his lady was but a kitchen-wench; marry, she had a better love to be-rhyme her; Dido a dowdy; Cleopatra a gipsy; Helen and Hero hildings and harlots; Thisbe a grey eye or so, but not to the purpose. Signior Romeo, bon jour! there's a French salutation to your French slop. You gave us the counterfeit fairly last night."

MERCUTIO: "The pox of such antic, lisping, affecting fantasticoes; these new tuners of accents! 'By Jesu, a very good blade! a very tall man! a very good whore!' Why, is not this a lamentable thing, grandsire, that we should be thus afflicted with these strange flies, these fashion-mongers, these perdona-mi's, who stand so much on the new form, that they cannot at ease on the old bench? O, their bones, their bones!"

[Enter ROMEO]

ROMEO: "Meaning, to court'sy."

MERCUTIO: "That's as much as to say, such a case as yours constrains a man to bow in the hams."

MERCUTIO: "Nay, I am the very pink of courtesy."

ROMEO: "A most courteous exposition."

ROMEO: "Pink for flower."

MERCUTIO: "The ship, sir, the slip; can you not conceive?"

MERCUTIO: "Come between us, good Benvolio; my wits faint."

MERCUTIO: "Thou hast most kindly hit it."

MERCUTIO: "Well said: follow me this jest now till thou hast worn out thy pump, that when the single sole of it is worn, the jest may remain after the wearing sole singular."

MERCUTIO: "Right."

ROMEO: "Why, then is my pump well flowered."

ROMEO: "Pardon, good Mercutio, my business was great; and in such a case as mine a man may strain courtesy."

ROMEO: "O single-soled jest, solely singular for the singleness."

MERCUTIO: "Nay, if thy wits run the wild-goose chase, I have done, for thou hast more of the wild-goose in one of thy wits than, I am sure, I have in my whole five: was I with you there for the goose?"

ROMEO: "Switch and spurs, switch and spurs; or I'll cry a match."

ROMEO: "And is it not well served in to a sweet goose?"

MERCUTIO: "O here's a wit of cheveril, that stretches from an inch narrow to an ell broad!"

MERCUTIO: "Why, is not this better now than groaning for love? now art thou sociable, now art thou Romeo; now art thou what thou art, by art as well as by nature: for this drivelling love is like a great natural, that runs lolling up and down to hide his bauble in a hole."

ROMEO: "I stretch it out for that word 'broad;' which added to the goose, proves thee far and wide a broad goose."

MERCUTIO: "Thou desirest me to stop in my tale against the hair."

MERCUTIO: "Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting; it is a most sharp sauce."

MERCUTIO: "O, thou art deceived; I would have made it short: for I was come to the whole depth of my tale; and meant, indeed, to occupy the argument no longer."

MERCUTIO: "I will bite thee by the ear for that jest."

BENVOLIO: "Stop there, stop there."

ROMEO: "Nay, good goose, bite not."

ROMEO: "Thou wast never with me for any thing when thou wast not there for the goose."

BENVOLIO: "Thou wouldst else have made thy tale large."

BENVOLIO: "Two, two; a shirt and a smock."

Nurse: "Out upon you! what a man are you!"

ROMEO: "Here's goodly gear!"

PETER: "Anon!"

MERCUTIO: "'Tis no less, I tell you, for the bawdy hand of the dial is now upon the prick of noon."

Nurse: "God ye good morrow, gentlemen."

[Enter Nurse and PETER]

Nurse: "if you be he, sir, I desire some confidence with you."

MERCUTIO: "A sail, a sail!"

Nurse: "Peter!"

MERCUTIO: "God ye good den, fair gentlewoman."

Nurse: "By my troth, it is well said; 'for himself to mar,' quoth a'? Gentlemen, can any of you tell me where I may find the young Romeo?"

MERCUTIO: "Good Peter, to hide her face; for her fan's the fairer face."

Nurse: "Is it good den?"

Nurse: "My fan, Peter."

ROMEO: "I can tell you; but young Romeo will be older when you have found him than he was when you sought him: I am the youngest of that name, for fault of a worse."

ROMEO: "One, gentlewoman, that God hath made for himself to mar."

Nurse: "You say well."

MERCUTIO: "Yea, is the worst well? very well took, i' faith; wisely, wisely."

MERCUTIO: "Farewell, ancient lady; farewell,

ROMEO: "A gentleman, nurse, that loves to hear himself talk, and will speak more in a minute than he will stand to in a month."

[Sings] An old hare hoar, And an old hare hoar, Is very good meat in lent But a hare that is hoar Is too much for a score, When it hoars ere it be spent. Romeo, will you come to your father's? we'll to dinner, thither.

[Exeunt MERCUTIO and BENVOLIO]

[Singing] 'lady, lady, lady.'

MERCUTIO: "A bawd, a bawd, a bawd! so ho!"

BENVOLIO: "She will indite him to some supper."

ROMEO: "I will follow you."

Nurse: "An a' speak any thing against me, I'll take him down, an a' were lustier than he is, and twenty such Jacks; and if I cannot, I'll find those that shall. Scurvy knave! I am none of his flirt-gills; I am none of his skains-mates. And thou must stand by too, and suffer every knave to use me at his pleasure?"

Nurse: "Marry, farewell! I pray you, sir, what saucy merchant was this, that was so full of his ropery?"

MERCUTIO: "No hare, sir; unless a hare, sir, in a lenten pie, that is something stale and hoar ere it be spent."

ROMEO: "What hast thou found?"

PETER: "I saw no man use you a pleasure; if I had, my weapon should quickly have been out, I warrant you: I dare draw as soon as another man, if I see occasion in a good quarrel, and the law on my side."

Nurse: "Now, afore God, I am so vexed, that every part about me quivers. Scurvy knave! Pray you, sir, a word: and as I told you, my young lady bade me inquire you out; what she bade me say, I will keep to myself: but first let me tell ye, if ye should lead her into a fool's paradise, as they say, it were a very gross kind of behavior, as they say: for the gentlewoman is young; and, therefore, if you should deal double with her, truly it were an ill thing to be offered to any gentlewoman, and very weak dealing."

Nurse: "Good heart, and, i' faith, I will tell her as much: Lord, Lord, she will be a joyful woman."

ROMEO: "Nurse, commend me to thy lady and mistress. I protest unto thee --"

ROMEO: "What wilt thou tell her, nurse? thou dost not mark me."

Nurse: "I will tell her, sir, that you do protest; which, as I take it, is a gentlemanlike offer."

Nurse: "No truly sir; not a penny."

ROMEO: "Go to; I say you shall."

Nurse: "This afternoon, sir? well, she shall be there."

ROMEO: "I warrant thee, my man's as true as steel."

ROMEO: "Bid her devise Some means to come to shrift this afternoon; And there she shall at Friar Laurence' cell Be shrived and married. Here is for thy pains."

NURSE: "Well, sir; my mistress is the sweetest lady -- Lord, Lord! when 'twas a little prating thing: -- O, there is a nobleman in town, one Paris, that would fain lay knife aboard; but she, good soul, had as lief see a toad, a very toad, as see him. I anger her sometimes and tell her that Paris is the properer man; but, I'll warrant you, when I say so, she looks as pale as any clout in the versal world. Doth not rosemary and Romeo begin both with a letter?"

ROMEO: "And stay, good nurse, behind the abbey wall: Within this hour my man shall be with thee And bring thee cords made like a tackled stair; Which to the high top-gallant of my joy Must be my convoy in the secret night. Farewell; be trusty, and I'll quit thy pains: Farewell; commend me to thy mistress."

Nurse: "Now God in heaven bless thee! Hark you, sir."

ROMEO: "What say'st thou, my dear nurse?"

Nurse: "Is your man secret? Did you ne'er hear say, Two may keep counsel, putting one away?"

Nurse: "Ah. mocker! that's the dog's name; R is for the -- No; I know it begins with some other letter: -- and she hath the prettiest sententious of it, of you and rosemary, that it would do you good to hear it."

ROMEO: "Commend me to thy lady."

Nurse: "Peter, take my fan, and go before and apace."

[Exit Romeo]

ROMEO: "Ay, nurse; what of that? both with an R."

Nurse: "Ay, a thousand times. Peter!"

PETER: "Anon!"

[Exeunt]