What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'.
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What do mice do when they're at home? Mousework.
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Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose.
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Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair.
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Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam.
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What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ.
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[en]What's a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat.
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What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'.
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How do you save a drowning mouse Use mouse to mouse resuscitation.
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Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak.
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