There are other manifestations of greatness than to relieve suffering or
to wreck an empire. Julius Cæsar and John Howard are not the only heroes
who have smiled upon the world. In the supreme adaptation of means to an
end there is a constant nobility, for neither ambition nor virtue is the
essential of a perfect action. How shall you contemplate with indifference
the career of an artist whom genius or good guidance has compelled to
exercise his peculiar skill, to indulge his finer aptitudes? A masterly
theft rises in its claim to respect high above the reprobation of the
moralist. The scoundrel, when once justice is quit of him, has a right to
be appraised by his actions, not by their effect; and he dies secure in
the knowledge that he is commonly more distinguished, if he be less loved,
than his virtuous contemporaries.
While murder is wellnigh as old as life, property and the pocket invented
theft, late-born among the arts. It was not until avarice had devised many
a cunning trick for the protection of wealth, until civilisation had
multiplied the forms of portable property, that thieving became a liberal
and an elegant profession. True, in pastoral society, the lawless man was
eager to lift cattle, to break down the barrier between robbery and
warfare. But the contrast is as sharp between the savagery of the ancient
reiver and the polished performance of Captain Hind as between the daub of
the pavement and the perfection of Velasquez.
So long as the Gothic spirit governed Europe, expressing itself in useless
ornament and wanton brutality, the more delicate crafts had no hope of
exercise. Even the adventurer upon the road threatened his victim with a
bludgeon, nor was it until the breath of the Renaissance had vivified the
world that a gentleman and an artist could face the traveller with a
courteous demand for his purse. But the age which witnessed the enterprise
of Drake and the triumph of Shakespeare knew also the prowess of the
highwayman and the dexterity of the cutpurse. Though the art displayed all
the freshness and curiosity of the primitives, still it was art. With
Gamaliel Ratsey, who demanded a scene from Hamlet of a rifled player, and
who could not rob a Cambridge scholar without bidding him deliver an
oration in a wood, theft was already better than a vulgar extortion. Moll
Cutpurse, whose intelligence and audacity were never bettered, was among
the bravest of the Elizabethans. Her temperament was as large and as
reckless as Ben Jonson's own. Neither her tongue nor her courage knew the
curb of modesty, and she was the first to reduce her craft to a set of
wise and imperious rules. She it was who discovered the secret of
discipline, and who insisted that every member of her gang should
undertake no other enterprise than that for which nature had framed him.
Thus she made easy the path for that other hero, of whom you are told that
his band was made up 'of several sorts of wicked artists, of whom he made
several uses, according as he perceived which way every man's particular
talent lay.' This statesman—Thomas Dun was his name—drew up
for the use of his comrades a stringent and stately code, and he was wont
to deliver an address to all novices concerning the art and mystery of
robbing upon the highway. Under auspices so brilliant, thievery could not
but flourish, and when the Stuarts sat upon the throne it was already
lifted above the level of questioning experiment.
Every art is shaped by its material, and with the variations of its
material it must perforce vary. If the skill of the cutpurse compelled the
invention of the pocket, it is certain that the rare difficulties of the
pocket created the miraculous skill of those crafty fingers which were
destined to empty it. And as increased obstacles are perfection's best
incentive, a finer cunning grew out of the fresh precaution. History does
not tell us who it was that discovered this new continent of roguery.
Those there are who give the credit to the valiant Moll Cutpurse; but
though the Roaring Girl had wit to conceive a thousand strange
enterprises, she had not the hand to carry them out, and the first
pickpocket must needs have been a man of action. Moreover, her nickname
suggests the more ancient practice, and it is wiser to yield the credit to
Simon Fletcher, whose praises are chanted by the early historians.
Now, Simon, says his biographer, was 'looked upon to be the greatest
artist of his age by all his contemporaries.' The son of a baker in
Rosemary Lane, he early deserted his father's oven for a life of
adventure; and he claims to have been the first collector who, stealing
the money, yet left the case. The new method was incomparably more subtle
than the old: it afforded an opportunity of a hitherto unimagined
delicacy; the wielders of the scissors were aghast at a skill which put
their own clumsiness to shame, and which to a previous generation would
have seemed the wildest fantasy. Yet so strong is habit, that even when
the picking of pockets was a recognised industry, the superfluous scissors
still survived, and many a rogue has hanged upon the Tree because he
attempted with a vulgar implement such feats as his unaided forks had far
more easily accomplished.
But, despite the innovation of Simon Fletcher, the highway was the glory
of Elizabeth, the still greater glory of the Stuarts. 'The Lacedæmonians
were the only people,' said Horace Walpole, 'except the English who seem
to have put robbery on a right foot.' And the English of the seventeenth
century need fear the rivalry of no Lacedæmonian. They were, indeed, the
most valiant and graceful robbers that the world has ever known. The Civil
War encouraged their profession, and, since many of them had fought for
their king, a proper hatred of Cromwell sharpened their wits. They were
scholars as well as gentlemen; they tempered their sport with a merry wit;
their avarice alone surpassed their courtesy; and they robbed with so
perfect a regard for the proprieties that it was only the pedant and the
parliamentarian who resented their interference.
Nor did their princely manner fail of its effect upon their victims. The
middle of the seventeenth century was the golden age, not only of the
robber, but of the robbed. The game was played upon either side with a
scrupulous respect for a potent, if unwritten, law. Neither might nor
right was permitted to control the issue. A gaily attired, superbly
mounted highwayman would hold up a coach packed with armed men, and take a
purse from each, though a vigorous remonstrance might have carried him to
Tyburn. But the traveller knew his place: he did what was expected of him
in the best of tempers. Who was he that he should yield in courtesy to the
man in the vizard? As it was monstrous for the one to discharge his
pistol, so the other could not resist without committing an outrage upon
tradition. One wonders what had been the result if some mannerless
reformer had declined his assailant's invitation and drawn his sword.
Maybe the sensitive art might have died under this sharp rebuff. But none
save regicides were known to resist, and their resistance was never more
forcible than a volley of texts. Thus the High-toby-crack swaggered it
with insolent gaiety, knowing no worse misery than the fear of the Tree,
so long as he followed the rules of his craft. But let a touch of
brutality disgrace his method, and he appealed in vain for sympathy or
indulgence. The ruffian, for instance, of whom it is grimly recorded that
he added a tie-wig to his booty, neither deserved nor received the
smallest consideration. Delivered to justice, he speedily met the death
his vulgarity merited, and the road was taught the salutary lesson that
wigs were as sacred as trinkets hallowed by association.
With the eighteenth century the highway fell upon decline. No doubt in its
silver age, the century's beginning, many a brilliant deed was done.
Something of the old policy survived, and men of spirit still went upon
the pad. But the breadth of the ancient style was speedily forgotten; and
by the time the First George climbed to the throne, robbery was already a
sordid trade. Neither side was conscious of its noble obligation. The
vulgar audacity of a bullying thief was suitably answered by the
ungracious, involuntary submission of the terrified traveller. From end to
end of England you might hear the cry of 'Stand and deliver.' Yet how
changed the accent! The beauty of gesture, the deference of carriage, the
ready response to a legitimate demand—all the qualities of a
dignified art were lost for ever. As its professors increased in number,
the note of aristocracy, once dominant, was silenced. The meanest rogue,
who could hire a horse, might cut a contemptible figure on Bagshot Heath,
and feel no shame at robbing a poor man. Once—in that Augustan age,
whose brightest ornament was Captain Hind—it was something of a
distinction to be decently plundered. A century later there was none so
humble but he might be asked to empty his pocket. In brief, the blight of
democracy was upon what should have remained a refined, secluded art; and
nowise is the decay better illustrated than in the appreciation of
bunglers, whose exploits were scarce worth a record.
James Maclaine, for instance, was the hero of his age. In a history of
cowards he would deserve the first place, and the 'Gentleman Highwayman,'
as he was pompously styled, enjoyed a triumph denied to many a victorious
general. Lord Mountford led half White's to do him honour on the day of
his arrest. On the first Sunday, which he spent in Newgate, three thousand
jostled for entrance to his cell, and the poor devil fainted three times
at the heat caused by the throng of his admirers. So long as his fate hung
in the balance, Walpole could not take up his pen without a compliment to
the man, who claimed to have robbed him near Hyde Park. Yet a more pitiful
rascal never showed the white feather. Not once was he known to take a
purse with his own hand, the summit of his achievement being to hold the
horses' heads while his accomplice spoke with the passengers. A poltroon
before his arrest, in Court he whimpered and whinnied for mercy; he was
carried to the cart pallid and trembling, and not even his preposterous
finery availed to hearten him at the gallows. Taxed with his timidity, he
attempted to excuse himself on the inadmissible plea of moral rectitude.
'I have as much personal courage in an honourable cause,' he exclaimed in
a passage of false dignity, 'as any man in Britain; but as I knew I was
committing acts of injustice, so I went to them half loth and half
consenting; and in that sense I own I am a coward indeed.'
The disingenuousness of this proclamation is as remarkable as its
hypocrisy. Well might he brag of his courage in an honourable cause, when
he knew that he could never be put to the test. But what palliation shall
you find for a rogue with so little pride in his art, that he exercised it
'half loth, half consenting'? It is not in this recreant spirit that
masterpieces are achieved, and Maclaine had better have stayed in the far
Highland parish, which bred him, than have attempted to cut a figure in
the larger world of London. His famous encounter with Walpole should have
covered him with disgrace, for it was ignoble at every point; and the art
was so little understood, that it merely added a leaf to his crown of
glory. Now, though Walpole was far too well-bred to oppose the demand of
an armed stranger, Maclaine, in defiance of his craft, discharged his
pistol at an innocent head. True, he wrote a letter of apology, and
insisted that, had the one pistol-shot proved fatal, he had another in
reserve for himself. But not even Walpole would have believed him, had not
an amiable faith given him an opportunity for the answering quip: 'Can I
do less than say I will be hanged if he is?'
As Maclaine was a coward and no thief, so also he was a snob and no
gentleman. His boasted elegance was not more respectable than his art.
Fine clothes are the embellishment of a true adventurer; they hang ill on
the sloping shoulders of a poltroon.
And Maclaine, with all the ostensible weaknesses of his kind, would claim
regard for the strength that he knew not. He occupied a costly apartment
in St. James's Street; his morning dress was a crimson damask banjam, a
silk shag waistcoat, trimmed with lace, black velvet breeches, white silk
stockings, and yellow morocco slippers; but since his magnificence added
no jot to his courage, it was rather mean than admirable. Indeed, his
whole career was marred by the provincialism of his native manse.
And he was the adored of an intelligent age; he basked a few brief weeks
in the noonday sun of fashion.
If distinction was not the heritage of the Eighteenth Century, its glory
is that now and again a giant raised his head above the stature of a
prevailing rectitude. The art of verse was lost in rhetoric; the noble
prose, invented by the Elizabethans, and refined under the Stuarts, was
whittled away to common sense by the admirers of Addison and Steele. Swift
and Johnson, Gibbon and Fielding, were apparitions of strength in an
amiable, ineffective age. They emerged sudden from the impeccable
greyness, to which they afforded an heroic contrast. So, while the highway
drifted—drifted to a vulgar incompetence, the craft was illumined by
many a flash of unexpected genius. The brilliant achievements of Jonathan
Wild and of Jack Sheppard might have relieved the gloom of the darkest
era, and their separate masterpieces make some atonement for the
environing cowardice and stupidity. Above all, the Eighteenth Century was
Newgate's golden age; now for the first time and the last were the rules
and customs of the Jug perfectly understood. If Jonathan the Great was
unrivalled in the art of clapping his enemies into prison, if Jack the
Slip-string was supreme in the rarer art of getting himself out, even the
meanest criminal of his time knew what was expected of him, so long as he
wandered within the walled yard, or listened to the ministrations of the
snuff-besmirched Ordinary. He might show a lamentable lack of cleverness
in carrying off his booty; he might prove a too easy victim to the wiles
of the thief-catcher; but he never fell short of courage, when asked to
sustain the consequences of his crime.
Newgate, compared by one eminent author to a university, by another to a
ship, was a republic, whose liberty extended only so far as its iron door.
While there was no liberty without, there was licence within; and if the
culprit, who paid for the smallest indiscretion with his neck, understood
the etiquette of the place, he spent his last weeks in an orgie of
rollicking lawlessness. He drank, he ate, he diced; he received his
friends, or chaffed the Ordinary; he attempted, through the well-paid
cunning of the Clerk, to bribe the jury; and when every artifice had
failed he went to Tyburn like a man. If he knew not how to live, at least
he would show a resentful world how to die.
'In no country,' wrote Sir T. Smith, a distinguished lawyer of the time,
'do malefactors go to execution more intrepidly than in England'; and
assuredly, buoyed up by custom and the approval of their fellows, Wild's
victims made a brave show at the gallows. Nor was their bravery the result
of a common callousness. They understood at once the humour and the
delicacy of the situation. Though hitherto they had chaffed the Ordinary,
they now listened to his exhortation with at least a semblance of respect;
and though their last night upon earth might have been devoted to a joyous
company, they did not withhold their ear from the Bellman's Chant. As
twelve o'clock approached—their last midnight upon earth—they
would interrupt the most spirited discourse, they would check the tour of
the mellowest bottle to listen to the solemn doggerel. 'All you that in
the condemn'd hole do lie,' groaned the Bellman of St. Sepulchre's in his
duskiest voice, and they who held revel in the condemned hole prayed
silence of their friends for the familiar cadences:
Even if this warning voice struck a momentary terror into their offending
souls, they were up betimes in the morning, eager to pay their final debt.
Their journey from Newgate to Tyburn was a triumph, and their vanity was
unabashed at the droning menaces of the Ordinary. At one point a chorus of
maidens cast wreaths upon their way, or pinned nosegays in their coats,
that they might not face the executioner unadorned. At the Crown Tavern
they quaffed their last glass of ale, and told the landlord with many a
leer and smirk that they would pay him on their way back. Though gravity
was asked, it was not always given; but in the Eighteenth Century courage
was seldom wanting. To the common citizen a violent death was (and is) the
worst of horrors; to the ancient highwayman it was the odd trick lost in
the game of life. And the highwayman endured the rope, as the practised
gambler loses his estate, without blenching. One there was, who felt his
leg tremble in his own despite: wherefore he stamped it upon the ground so
violently, that in other circumstances he would have roared with pain, and
he left the world without a tremor. In this spirit Cranmer burnt his
recreant right hand, and in either case the glamour of a unique occasion
was a stimulus to courage.
But not even this brilliant treatment of accessories availed to save the
highway from disrepute; indeed, it had become the profitless pursuit of
braggarts and loafers, long before the abolition of the stage-coach
destroyed its opportunity. In the meantime, however, the pickpocket was
master of his trade. His strategy was perfect, his sleight of hand as
delicate as long, lithe fingers and nimble brains could make it. He had
discarded for ever those clumsy instruments whose use had barred the
progress of the Primitives. The breast-pocket behind the tightest buttoned
coat presented no difficulty to his love of research, and he would
penetrate the stoutest frieze or the lightest satin, as easily as Jack
Sheppard made a hole through Newgate. His trick of robbery was so simple
and yet so successful, that ever since it has remained a tradition. The
collision, the victim's murmured apology, the hasty scuffle, the booty
handed to the aide-de-camp, who is out of sight before the hue and cry can
be raised—such was the policy advocated two hundred years ago; such
is the policy pursued to day by the few artists that remain.
Throughout the eighteenth century the art of cly-faking held its own,
though its reputation paled in the glamour of the highway. It culminated
in George Barrington, whose vivid genius persuaded him to work alone and
to carry off his own booty; it still flourished (in a silver age) when the
incomparable Haggart performed his prodigies of skill; even in our prosaic
time some flashes of the ancient glory have been seen. Now and again
circumstances have driven it into eclipse. When the facile sentiment of
the Early Victorian Era poised the tear of sympathy upon every trembling
eyelid, the most obdurate was forced to provide himself with a silk
handkerchief of equal size and value.
Now, a wipe is the easiest booty in the world, and the Artful Dodger might
grow rich without the exercise of the smallest skill. But wipes dwindled,
with dwindling sensibility; and once more the pickpocket was forced upon
cleverness or extinction.
At the same time the more truculent trade of housebreaking was winning a
lesser triumph of its own. Never, save in the hands of one or two
distinguished practitioners, has this clumsy, brutal pursuit taken on the
refinement of an art. Essentially modern, it has generally been pursued in
the meanest spirit of gain. Deacon Brodie clung to it as to a diversion,
but he was an amateur, without a clear understanding of his craft's
possibilities. The sole monarch of housebreakers was Charles Peace. At a
single stride he surpassed his predecessors; nor has the greatest of his
imitators been worthy to hand on the candle which he left at the gallows.
For the rest, there is small distinction in breaking windows, wielding
crowbars, and battering the brains of defenceless old gentlemen. And it is
to such miserable tricks as this that he who two centuries since rode
abroad in all the glory of the High-toby-splice descends in these days of
avarice and stupidity. The legislators who decreed that henceforth the
rope should be reserved for the ultimate crime of murder were inspired
with a proper sense of humour and proportion. It would be ignoble to
dignify that ugly enterprise of to-day, the cracking of suburban cribs,
with the same punishment which was meted out to Claude Duval and the
immortal Switcher. Better for the churl the disgrace of Portland than the
chance of heroism and respect given at the Tree!
And where are the heroes whose art was as glorious as their intrepidity?
One and all they have climbed the ascent of Tyburn.
One and all, they have leaped resplendent from the cart. The world, which
was the joyous playground of highwaymen and pickpockets, is now the
Arcadia of swindlers. The man who once went forth to meet his equal on the
road, now plunders the defenceless widow or the foolish clergyman from the
security of an office. He has changed Black Bess for a brougham, his
pistol for a cigar; a sleek chimney-pot sits upon the head, which once
carried a jaunty hat, three-cornered; spats have replaced the tops of
ancient times; and a heavy fur coat advertises at once the wealth and
inaction of the modern brigand. No longer does he roam the heaths of
Hounslow or Bagshot; no longer does he track the grazier to a country
fair. Fearful of an encounter, he chooses for the fields of his enterprise
the byways of the City, and the advertisement columns of the smugly
Christian Press. He steals without risking his skin or losing his
respectability. The suburb, wherein he brings up a blameless, flat-footed
family, regards him as its most renowned benefactor. He is generally a
pillar (or a buttress) of the Church, and oftentimes a mayor; with his
ill-gotten wealth he promotes charities, and endows schools; his portrait
is painted by a second-rate Academician, and hangs, until disaster
overtakes him, in the town-hall of his adopted borough.
How much worse is he than the High-toby-cracks of old! They were as brave
as lions; he is a very louse for timidity. His conduct is meaner than the
conduct of the most ruffianly burglar that ever worked a centre-bit. Of
art he has not the remotest inkling: though his greed is bounded by the
Bank of England, he understands not the elegancies of life; he cares not
how he plumps his purse, so long as it be full; and if he were capable of
conceiving a grand effect, he would willingly surrender it for a pocketed
half-crown. This side the Channel, in brief, romance and the picturesque
are dead; and in France, the last refuge of crime, there are already signs
of decay. The Abbé Bruneau caught a whiff of style and invention from the
past. That other Abbé—Rosslot was his name—shone forth a pure
creator: he owed his prowess to the example of none. But in Paris crime is
too often passionel, and a crime passionel is a crime with a purpose,
which, like the novel with a purpose, is conceived by a dullard, and
carried out for the gratification of the middle-class.
To whitewash the scoundrel is to put upon him the heaviest dishonour: a
dishonour comparable only to the monstrously illogical treatment of the
condemned. When once a hero has forfeited his right to comfort and
freedom, when he is deemed no longer fit to live upon earth, the Prison
Chaplain, encouraging him to a final act of hypocrisy, gives him a free
pass (so to say) into another and more exclusive world. So, too, the
moralist would test the thief by his own narrow standard, forgetting that
all professions are not restrained by the same code. The road has its
ordinances as well as the lecture-room; and if the thief is commonly a bad
moralist, it is certain that no moralist was ever a great thief. Why then
detract from a man's legitimate glory? Is it not wiser to respect 'that
deep intuition of oneness,' which Coleridge says is 'at the bottom of our
faults as well as our virtues?' To recognise that a fault in an honest man
is a virtue in a scoundrel? After all, he is eminent who, in obedience to
his talent, does prodigies of valour unrivalled by his fellows. And none
has so many opportunities of various eminence as the scoundrel.
The qualities which may profitably be applied to a cross life are uncommon
and innumerable. It is not given to all men to be light-brained,
light-limbed, light-fingered. A courage which shall face an enemy under
the starlight, or beneath the shadow of a wall, which shall track its prey
to a well-defended lair, is far rarer than a law-abiding cowardice. The
recklessness that risks all for a present advantage is called genius, if a
victorious general urge it to success; nor can you deny to the intrepid
Highwayman, whose sudden resolution triumphs at an instant of peril, the
possession of an admirable gift. But all heroes have not proved themselves
excellent at all points. This one has been distinguished for the courtly
manner of his attack, that other for a prescience which discovers booty
behind a coach-door or within the pocket of a buttoned coat. If Cartouche
was a master of strategy, Barrington was unmatched in another branch; and
each may claim the credit due to a peculiar eminence. It is only thus that
you may measure conflicting talents: as it were unfair to judge a poet by
a brief experiment in prose, so it would be monstrous to cheapen the
accomplishments of a pickpocket, because he bungled at the concealment of
his gains.
A stern test of artistry is the gallows. Perfect behaviour at an enforced
and public scrutiny may properly be esteemed an effect of talent—an
effect which has not too often been rehearsed. There is no reason why the
Scoundrel, fairly beaten at the last point in the game, should not go to
his death without swagger and without remorse. At least he might comfort
himself with such phrases as 'a dance without the music,' and he has not
often been lacking in courage. What he has missed is dignity: his pitfalls
have been unctuosity, on the one side, bravado on the other. It was the
Prison Ordinary, who first misled him into the assumption of a piety which
neither preacher nor disciple understood. It was the Prison Ordinary, who
persuaded him to sign his name to a lying confession of guilt, drawn up in
accordance with a foolish and inexorable tradition, and to deliver such a
last dying speech as would not disappoint the mob.
The set phrases, the vain prayer offered for other sinners, the
hypocritical profession of a superior righteousness, were neither noble
nor sincere. When Tom Jones (for instance) was hanged, in 1702, after a
prosperous career on Hounslow Heath, his biographer declared that he
behaved with more than usual 'modesty and decency,' because he 'delivered
a pretty deal of good advice to the young men present, exhorting them to
be industrious in their several callings.' Whereas his biographer should
have discovered that it is not thus that your true hero bids farewell to
frolic and adventure.
As little in accordance with good taste was the last appearance of the
infamous Jocelin Harwood, who was swung from the cart in 1692 for murder
and robbery. He arrived at Tyburn insolently drunk. He blustered and
ranted, until the spectators hissed their disapproval, and he died
vehemently shouting that he would act the same murder again in the same
case. Unworthy, also, was the last dying repartee of Samuel Shotland, a
notorious bully of the Eighteenth Century. Taking off his shoes, he hurled
them into the crowd, with a smirk of delight. 'My father and mother often
told me,' he cried, 'that I should die with my shoes on; but you may all
see that I have made them both liars.' A great man dies not with so mean a
jest, and Tyburn was untouched to mirth by Shotland's facile humour.
On the other hand, there are those who have given a splendid example of a
brave and dignified death. Brodie was a sorry bungler when at work, but a
perfect artist at the gallows. The glory of his last achievement will
never fade. The muttered prayer, unblemished by hypocrisy, the jest thrown
at George Smith—a metaphor from the gaming-table—the silent
adjustment of the cord which was to strangle him, these last offices were
performed with an unparalleled quietude and restraint. Though he had
pattered the flash to all his wretched accomplices, there was no trace of
the last dying speech in his final utterances, and he set an example of a
simple greatness, worthy to be followed even to the end of time. Such is
the type, but others also have given proof of a serene temper. Tom
Austin's masterpiece was in another kind, but it was none the less a
masterpiece. At the very moment that the halter was being put about his
neck, he was asked by the Chaplain what he had to say before he died.
'Only,' says he, 'there's a woman yonder with some curds and whey, and I
wish I could have a pennyworth of them before I am hanged, because I don't
know when I shall see any again.' There is a brave irrelevance in this
very human desire, which is beyond praise.
Valiant also was the conduct of Roderick Audrey, who after a brief but
brilliant career paid his last debt to the law in 1714.
He was but sixteen, and, says his biographer, 'he went very decent to the
gallows, being in a white waistcoat, clean napkin, white gloves, and an
orange in one hand.' So well did he play his part, that one wonders Jack
Ketch did not shrink from the performance of his. But throughout his short
life, Roderick Audrey—the very name is an echo of romance!—displayed
a contempt for whatever was common or ugly. Not only was his appearance at
Tyburn a lesson in elegance, but he thieved, as none ever thieved before
or since, with no other accomplice than a singing-bird. Thus he would play
outside a house, wherein he espied a sideboard of plate, and at last,
bidding his playmate flutter through an open window into the parlour, he
would follow upon the excuse of recovery, and, once admitted, would carry
off as much silver as he could conceal. None other ever attempted so
graceful an artifice, and yet Audrey's journey to Tyburn is even more
memorable than the story of his gay accomplice.
But it is not only the truly great who have won for themselves an enduring
reputation. There are men, not a few, esteemed, like the popular novelist,
not for their art but for some foolish gift, some facile trick of
notoriety, whose actions have tickled the fancy, not the understanding of
the world. The coward and the impostor have been set upon a pedestal of
glory either by accident or by the whim of posterity. For more than a
century Dick Turpin has appeared not so much the greatest of highwaymen,
as the Highwaymen Incarnate. His prowess has been extolled in novels and
upon the stage; his ride to York is still bepraised for a feat of
miraculous courage and endurance; the death of Black Bess has drawn floods
of tears down the most callous cheeks. And the truth is that Turpin was
never a gentleman of the road at all! Black Bess is as pure an invention
as the famous ride to York. The ruffian, who is said to have ridden the
phantom mare from one end of England to the other, was a common butcher,
who burned an old woman to death at Epping, and was very properly hanged
at York for the stealing of a horse which he dared not bestride.
Not one incident in his career gives colour to the splendid myth which has
been woven round his memory. Once he was in London, and he died at York.
So much is true; but there is naught to prove that his progress from the
one town to the other did not occupy a year. Nor is there any reason why
the halo should have been set upon his head rather than upon another's.
Strangest truth of all, none knows at what moment Dick Turpin first shone
into glory. At any rate, there is a gap in the tradition, and the
chap-books of the time may not be credited with this vulgar error. Perhaps
it was the popular drama of Skelt which put the ruffian upon the black
mare's back; but whatever the date of the invention, Turpin was a popular
hero long before Ainsworth sent him rattling across England. And in order
to equip this butcher with a false reputation, a valiant officer and
gentleman was stripped of the credit due to a magnificent achievement. For
though Turpin tramped to York at a journeyman's leisure, Nicks rode
thither at a stretch—Nicks the intrepid and gallant, whom Charles
II., in admiration of his feat, was wont to call Swiftnicks.
This valiant collector, whom posterity has robbed for Turpin's
embellishment, lived at the highest moment of his art. He knew by rote the
lessons taught by Hind and Duval; he was a fearless rider and a courteous
thief. Now, one morning at five of the clock, he robbed a gentleman near
Barnet of £560, and riding straight for York, he appeared on the Bowling
Green at six in the evening. Being presently recognised by his victim, he
was apprehended, and at the trial which followed he pleaded a triumphant
alibi. But vanity was too strong for discretion, and no sooner was
Swiftnicks out of danger, than he boasted, as well he might, of his
splendid courage. Forthwith he appeared a popular hero, obtained a
commission in Lord Moncastle's regiment, and married a fortune. And then
came Turpin to filch his glory! Nor need Turpin have stooped to a
vicarious notoriety, for he possessed a certain rough, half conscious
humour, which was not despicable. He purchased a new fustian coat and a
pair of pumps, in which to be hanged, and he hired five poor men at ten
shillings the day, that his death might not go unmourned. Above all, he
was distinguished in prison. A crowd thronged his cell to identify him,
and one there was who offered to bet the keeper half a guinea that the
prisoner was not Turpin; whereupon Turpin whispered the keeper, 'Lay him
the wager, you fool, and I will go you halves.' Surely this impudent
indifference might have kept green the memory of the man who never rode to
York!
If the Scoundrel may claim distinction on many grounds, his character is
singularly uniform. To the anthropologist he might well appear the
survival of a savage race, and savage also are his manifold superstitions.
He is a creature of times and seasons. He chooses the occasion of his
deeds with as scrupulous a care as he examines his formidable crowbars and
jemmies. At certain hours he would refrain from action, though every
circumstance favoured his success: he would rather obey the restraining
voice of a wise, unreasoning wizardry, than fill his pockets with the gold
for which his human soul is ever hungry. There is no law of man he dares
not break but he shrinks in horror from the infringement of the unwritten
rules of savagery. Though he might cut a throat in self-defence, he would
never walk under a ladder; and if the 13th fell on a Friday, he would
starve that day rather than obtain a loaf by the method he best
understands. He consults the omens with as patient a divination as the
augurs of old; and so long as he carries an amulet in his pocket, though
it be but a pebble or a polished nut, he is filled with an irresistible
courage. For him the worst terror of all is the evil eye, and he would
rather be hanged by an unsuspected judge than receive an easy stretch from
one whose glance he dared not face. And while the anthropologist claims
him for a savage, whose civilisation has been arrested at brotherhood with
the Solomon Islanders, the politician might pronounce him a true
communist, in that he has preserved a wholesome contempt of property and
civic life. The pedant, again, would feel his bumps, prescribe a gentle
course of bromide, and hope to cure all the sins of the world by a
municipal Turkish bath. The wise man, respecting his superstitions, is
content to take him as he finds him, and to deduce his character from his
very candid history, which is unaffected by pedant or politician.
Before all things, he is sanguine; he believes that Chance, the great god
of his endeavour, fights upon his side. Whatever is lacking to-day,
to-morrow's enterprise will fulfil, and if only the omens be favourable,
he fears neither detection nor the gallows. His courage proceeds from this
sanguine temperament, strengthened by shame and tradition rather than from
a self-controlled magnanimity; he hopes until despair is inevitable, and
then walks firmly to the gallows, that no comrade may suspect the white
feather. His ambition, too, is the ambition of the savage or of the child;
he despises such immaterial advantages as power and influence, being
perfectly content if he have a smart coat on his back and a bottle of wine
at his elbow. He would rather pick a lock than batter a constitution, and
the world would be well lost, if he and his doxy might survey the ruin in
comfort.
But if his ambition be modest, his love of notoriety is boundless. He must
be famous, his name must be in the mouths of men, he must be immortal (for
a week) in a rough woodcut. And then, what matters it how soon the end?
His braveries have been hawked in the street; his prowess has sold a
Special Edition; he is the first of his race, until a luckier rival
eclipses him. Thus, also, his dandyism is inevitable: it is not enough for
him to cover his nakedness—he must dress; and though his taste is
sometimes unbridled, it is never insignificant. Indeed, his biographers
have recorded the expression of his fancy in coats and small-clothes as
patiently and enthusiastically as they have applauded his courage. And
truly the love of magnificence, which he shares with all artists, is
sincere and characteristic. When an accomplice of Jonathan Wild's robbed
Lady M——n at Windsor, his equipage cost him forty pounds; and
Nan Hereford was arrested for shoplifting at the very moment that four
footmen awaited her return with an elegant sedan-chair.
His vanity makes him but a prudish lover, who desires to woo less than to
be wooed; and at all times and through all moods he remains the primeval
sentimentalist. He will detach his life entirely from the catchwords which
pretend to govern his actions; he will sit and croon the most heartrending
ditties in celebration of home-life and a mother's love, and then set
forth incontinently upon a well-planned errand of plunder. For all his
artistry, he lacks balance as flagrantly as a popular politician or an
advanced journalist. Therefore it is the more remarkable that in one point
he displays a certain caution: he boggles at a superfluous murder. For all
his contempt of property, he still preserves a respect for life, and the
least suspicion of unnecessary brutality sets not only the law but his own
fellows against him. Like all men whose god is Opportunity, he is a
reckless gambler; and, like all gamblers, he is monstrously extravagant.
In brief, he is a tangle of picturesque qualities, which, until our own
generation, was incapable of nothing save dulness.
The Bible and the Newgate Calendar—these twain were George Borrow's
favourite reading, and all save the psychologist and the pedant will
applaud the preference. For the annals of the 'family' are distinguished
by an epic severity, a fearless directness of speech, which you will
hardly match outside the Iliad or the Chronicles of the Kings. But the
Newgate Calendar did not spring ready-made into being: it is the result of
a curious and gradual development. The chap-books came first, with their
bold type, their coarse paper, and their clumsy, characteristic woodcuts—the
chap-books, which none can contemplate without an enchanted sentiment.
Here at last you come upon a literature, which has been read to pieces.
The very rarity of the slim, rough volumes, proves that they have been
handed from one greedy reader to another, until the great libraries alone
are rich enough to harbour them. They do not boast the careful elegance of
a famous press: many of them came from the printing-office of a country
town: yet the least has a simplicity and concision, which are unknown in
this age of popular fiction. Even their lack of invention is admirable: as
the same woodcut might be used to represent Guy, Earl of Warwick, or the
last highwayman who suffered at Tyburn, so the same enterprise is ascribed
with a delightful ingenuousness to all the heroes who rode abroad under
the stars to fill their pockets.
The Life and Death of Gamaliel Ratsey delighted England in 1605, and was
the example of after ages. The anecdote of the road was already
crystallised, and henceforth the robber was unable to act contrary to the
will of the chap-book. Thus there grew up a folk-lore of thievery: the
very insistence upon the same motive suggests the fairytale, and, as in
the legends of every country, there is an identical element which the
anthropologists call 'human'; so in the annals of adventure there is a set
of invariable incidents, which are the essence of thievery. The
industrious hacks, to whom we owe the entertainment of the chap-books,
being seedy parsons or lawyers' clerks, were conscious of their literary
deficiencies: they preferred to obey tradition rather than to invent
ineptitudes. So you may trace the same jest, the same intrigue through the
unnumbered lives of three centuries. And if, being a philosopher, you
neglect the obvious plagiarism, you may induce from these similarities a
cunning theory concerning the uniformity of the human brain. But the
easier explanation is, as always, the more satisfactory; and there is
little doubt that in versatility the thief surpassed his historian.
Had the chap-books still been scattered in disregarded corners, they would
have been unknown or misunderstood. Happily, a man of genius came in the
nick to convert them into as vivid and sparkling a piece of literature as
the time could show. This was Captain Alexander Smith, whose Lives of the
Highwaymen, published in 1719, was properly described by its author as
'the first impartial piece of this nature which ever appeared in English.'
Now, Captain Smith inherited from a nameless father no other patrimony
than a fierce loyalty to the Stuarts, and the sanguine temperament which
views in horror a well-ordered life. Though a mere foundling, he managed
to acquire the rudiments, and he was not wholly unlettered when at
eighteen he took to the road. His courage, fortified by an intimate
knowledge of the great tradition, was rewarded by an immediate success,
and he rapidly became the master of so much leisure as enabled him to
pursue his studies with pleasure and distinction. When his companions
damned him for a milksop, he was loftily contemptuous, conscious that it
was not in intelligence alone that he was their superior. While the
Stuarts were the gods of his idolatry, while the Regicides were the fiends
of his frank abhorrence, it was from the Elizabethans that he caught the
splendid vigour of his style; and he owed not only his historical sense,
but his living English to the example of Philemon Holland. Moreover, it is
to his constant glory that, living at a time that preferred as well to
attenuate the English tongue as to degrade the profession of the highway,
he not only rode abroad with a fearless courtesy, but handled his own
language with the force and spirit of an earlier age.
He wrote with the authority of courage and experience. A hazardous career
had driven envy and malice from his dauntless breast. Though he confesses
a debt to certain 'learned and eminent divines of the Church of England,'
he owed a greater debt to his own observation, and he knew—none
better—how to recognise with enthusiasm those deeds of daring which
only himself has rivalled. A master of etiquette, he distributed approval
and censure with impartial hand; and he was quick to condemn the smallest
infraction of an ancient law. Nor was he insensible to the dignity of
history. The best models were always before him. With admirable zeal he
studied the manner of such masters as Thucydides and Titus Livius of
Padua. Above all, he realised the importance of setting appropriate
speeches in the mouths of his characters; and, permitting his heroes to
speak for themselves, he imparted to his work an irresistible air of
reality and good faith. His style, always studied, was neither too low nor
too high for his subject. An ill-balanced sentence was as hateful to him
as a foul thrust or a stolen advantage.
Abroad a craftsman, he carried into the closet the skill and energy which
distinguished him when the moon was on the heath. Though not born to the
arts of peace, he was determined to prove his respect for letters, and his
masterpiece is no less pompous in manner than it is estimable in tone and
sound in reflection. He handled slang as one who knew its limits and
possibilities, employing it not for the sake of eccentricity, but to give
the proper colour and sparkle to his page; indeed, his intimate
acquaintance with the vagabonds of speech enabled him to compile a
dictionary of Pedlar's French, which has been pilfered by a whole
battalion of imitators. Moreover, there was none of the proverbs of the
pavement, those first cousins of slang, that escaped him; and he assumed
all the licence of the gentleman-collector in the treatment of his
love-passages.
Captain Smith took the justest view of his subject. For him robbery, in
the street as on the highway, was the finest of the arts, and he always
revered it for its own sake rather than for vulgar profit. Though, to
deceive the public, he abhorred villainy in word, he never concealed his
admiration in deed of a 'highwayman who robs like a gentleman.' 'There is
a beauty in all the works of nature,' he observes in one of his wittiest
exordia, 'which we are unable to define, though all the world is convinced
of its existence: so in every action and station of life there is a grace
to be attained, which will make a man pleasing to all about him and serene
in his own mind.' Some there are, he continues, who have placed 'this
beauty in vice itself; otherwise it is hardly probable that they could
commit so many irregularities with a strong gust and an appearance of
satisfaction.' Notwithstanding that the word 'vice' is used in its
conventional sense, we have here the key to Captain Smith's position. He
judged his heroes' achievements with the intelligent impartiality of a
connoisseur, and he permitted no other prejudice than an unfailing loyalty
to interrupt his opinion.
Though he loved good English as he loved good wine, he was never so happy
as when (in imagination) he was tying the legs of a Regicide under the
belly of an ass. And when in the manner of a bookseller's hack he compiled
a Comical and Tragical History of the Lives and Adventures of the most
noted Bayliffs, adoration of the Royalists persuaded him to miss his
chance. So brave a spirit as himself should not have looked complacently
upon the officers of the law, but he saw in the glorification of the
bayliff another chance of castigating the Roundheads, and thus he set an
honorific crown upon the brow of man's natural enemy. 'These unsanctified
rascals,' wrote he, 'would run into any man's debt without paying him, and
if their creditors were Cavaliers they thought they had as much right to
cheat 'em, as the Israelites had to spoil the Egyptians of their ear-rings
and jewels.' Alas! the boot was ever on the other leg; and yet you cannot
but admire the Captain's valiant determination to sacrifice probability to
his legitimate hate.
Of his declining years and death there is no record. One likes to think of
him released from care, and surrounded by books, flowers, and the good
things of this earth. Now and again, maybe, he would muse on the stirring
deeds of his youth, and more often he would put away the memory of action
to delight in the masterpiece which made him immortal. He would recall
with pleasure, no doubt, the ready praise of Richard Steele, his most
appreciative critic, and smile contemptuously at the baseness of his
friend and successor, Captain Charles Johnson. Now, this ingenious writer
was wont to boast, when the ale of Fleet Street had empurpled his nose,
that he was the most intrepid highwayman of them all. 'Once upon a time,'
he would shout, with an arrogant gesture, 'I was known from Blackheath to
Hounslow, from Ware to Shooter's Hill.' And the truth is, the only 'crime'
he ever committed was plagiarism. The self-assumed title of Captain should
have deceived nobody, for the braggart never stole anything more difficult
of acquisition than another man's words. He picked brains, not pockets; he
committed the greater sin and ran no risk. He helped himself to the
admirable inventions of Captain Smith without apology or acknowledgment,
and, as though to lighten the dead-weight of his sin, he never skipped an
opportunity of maligning his victim. Again and again in the very act to
steal he will declare vaingloriously that Captain Smith's stories are
'barefaced inventions.' But doubt was no check to the habit of plunder,
and you knew that at every reproach, expressed (so to say) in
self-defence, he plied the scissors with the greater energy. The most
cunning theft is the tag which adorns the title-page of his book:
Thus he quotes from Gay, and you applaud the aptness of the quotation,
until you discover that already it was used by Steele in his appreciation
of the heroic Smith! However, Johnson has his uses, and those to whom the
masterpiece of Captain Alexander is inaccessible will turn with pleasure
to the General History of the lives and adventures of the most Famous
Highwaymen, Murderers, Street-Robbers, &c., and will feel no regret
that for once they are receiving stolen goods.
Though Johnson fell immeasurably below his predecessor in talent, he
manifestly excelled him in scholarship. A sojourn at the University had
supplied him with a fine assortment of Latin tags, and he delighted to
prove his erudition by the citation of the Chronicles. Had he possessed a
sense of humour, he might have smiled at the irony of committing a theft
upon the historian of thieves. But he was too vain and too pompous to
smile at his own weakness, and thus he would pretend himself a venturesome
highwayman, a brave writer, and a profound scholar. Indeed, so far did his
pride carry him, that he would have the world believe him the same Charles
Johnson, who wrote The Gentleman Cully and The Successful Pyrate. Thus
with a boastful chuckle he would quote:
Thus, ignoring the insult, he would plume himself after his drunken
fashion that he, too, was an enemy of Pope.
Yet Johnson has remained an example. For the literature of scoundrelism is
as persistent in its form as in its folk-lore. As Harman's Caveat, which
first saw the light in 1566, serves as a model to an unbroken series of
such books, as The London Spy, so from Johnson in due course were
developed the Newgate Calendar, and those innumerable records, which the
latter half of the Eighteenth Century furnished us forth. The celebrated
Calendar was in its origin nothing more than a list of prisoners printed
in a folio slip. But thereafter it became the Malefactor's Bloody
Register, which we know. Its plan and purpose were to improve the
occasion. The thief is no longer esteemed for an artist or appraised upon
his merits: he is the awful warning, which shall lead the sinner to
repentance. 'Here,' says the preface, 'the giddy thoughtless youth may see
as in a mirror the fatal consequences of deviating from virtue'; here he
may tremble at the discovery that 'often the best talents are prostituted
to the basest purposes.' But in spite of 'the proper reflections of the
whole affair,' the famous Calendar deserved the praise of Borrow. There is
a directness in the narration, which captures all those for whom life and
literature are something better than psychologic formulæ. Moreover, the
motives which drive the brigand to his doom are brutal in their
simplicity, and withal as genuine and sincere as greed, vanity, and lust
can make them. The true amateur takes pleasure even in the pious
exhortations, because he knows that they crawl into their place, lest the
hypocrite be scandalised. But with years the Newgate Calendar also
declined, and at last it has followed other dead literatures into the
night.
Meanwhile the broadside had enjoyed an unbroken and prosperous career. Up
and down London, up and down England, hurried the Patterer or Flying
Stationer. There was no murder, no theft, no conspiracy, which did not
tempt the Gutter Muse to doggerel. But it was not until James Catnach came
up from Alnwick to London (in 1813), that the trade reached the top of its
prosperity. The vast sheets, which he published with their scurvy
couplets, and the admirable picture, serving in its time for a hundred
executions, have not lost their power to fascinate. Theirs is the aspect
of the early woodcut; the coarse type and the catchpenny headlines are a
perpetual delight; as you unfold them, your care keeps pace with your
admiration; and you cannot feel them crackle beneath your hand without
enthusiasm and without regret. He was no pedant—Jemmy Catnach; and
the image of his ruffians was commonly as far from portraiture, as his
verses were remote from poetry. But he put together in a roughly artistic
shape the last murder, robbery, or scandal of the day. His masterpieces
were far too popular to live, and if they knew so vast a circulation as
2,500,000 they are hard indeed to come by. And now the art is wellnigh
dead; though you may discover an infrequent survival in a country town.
But how should Catnach, were he alive to-day, compete with the Special
Edition of an evening print?
The decline of the Scoundrel, in fact, has been followed by the
disappearance of chap-book and broadside. The Education Act, which made
the cheap novel a necessity, destroyed at a blow the literature of the
street. Since the highwayman wandered, fur-coated, into the City, the
patterer has lost his occupation. Robbery and murder have degenerated into
Chinese puzzles, whose solution is a pleasant irritant to the idle brain.
The misunderstanding of Poe has produced a vast polyglot literature, for
which one would not give in exchange a single chapter of Captain Smith.
Vautrin and Bill Sykes are already discredited, and it is a false
reflection of M. Dupin, which dazzles the eye of a moral and unimaginative
world. Yet the wise man sighs for those fearless days, when the brilliant
Macheath rode vizarded down Shooter's Hill, and presently saw his exploits
set forth, with the proper accompaniment of a renowned and ancient
woodcut, upon a penny broadside.
