Being curious to hear of the young
ladies who had inquired concerning
the emir in the restaurant, and to
learn what their connection with that
prince might be, Mr. Middleton repaired to
the bazaar on Clark Street on the succeeding
night. But the emir was not in. Mesrour
apparently having experienced one of those
curious mental lesions not unknown in the
annals of medicine, where a linguist loses all
memory of one or more of the languages he
speaks, while retaining full command of the
others—Mesrour having experienced such a
lesion, which had, at least temporarily, deprived
him of his command of the English
language, Mr. Middleton was unable to learn
anything that he desired to know, until bethinking
himself of the fact that alcohol
loosens the thought centers and that by its
agency Mesrour’s atrophied brain cells might
be stimulated, revivified, and the coma dispelled,
he made certain signs intelligible to all
races of men in every part of the world and
took the blackamore into a neighboring saloon,
where, after regaling him with several beers,
he learned that only an hour before an elegant
turnout containing two young women, beautiful
as houris, had called for the emir and taken
him away.
“He done tole me that if I tole anybody
whar he was gwine, he’d bowstring me and
feed mah flesh to the dawgs.”
Mr. Middleton shuddered as he heard this
threat, so characteristically Oriental.
“Where was he going?” he inquired with an
air of profound indifference and irrelevance,
signalling for another bottle of beer.
The blackamore silently drank the beer, a
gin fizz, and two Scotch high-balls, his countenance
the while bearing evidence that he was
struggling with a recalcitrant memory.
“’Deed, I doan’ know, suh,” said Mesrour
finally. “He never done tole me.”
Though Mr. Middleton called three times
during the next week, he did not find the emir
in. Nor could Mesrour give any information
concerning his master’s whereabouts. However,
in the society news of the Sunday papers,
appeared at the head of several lists of persons
attendant upon functions, one A. B. D. Alyam,
and this individual was included among those
at a small dinner given by Misses Mildred and
Gladys Decatur. As Mildred was the name of
one of the young ladies who had accosted him
in the restaurant, Mr. Middleton felt quite certain
that this A. B. D. Alyam was none other
than Achmed Ben Daoud, emir of the tribe of
Al-Yam.
On the tenth day, Mesrour informed Mr.
Middleton that the emir had left word to
make an appointment with him for seven
o’clock on the following evening, at which
time Mr. Middleton came, to find the accomplished
prince sitting at a small desk made in
Grand Rapids, Michigan, engaged in the composition
of a note which he was inscribing upon
delicate blue stationery with a gold mounted
fountain pen. Arising somewhat abruptly and
offering his hand at an elevation in continuity
of the extension of his shoulder, the emir
begged the indulgence of a few moments and
resumed his writing. He was arrayed in a
black frock coat and gray trousers and encircling
his brow was a moist red line that told
of a silk hat but lately doffed. “Give the gentleman
a cup of tea,” said he to Mesrour, looking
up from the note, which now completed,
he was perusing with an air that indicated
satisfaction with its chirography, orthography,
and literary style. At last, placing it in an
envelope and affixing thereto a seal, he turned
and ordering Mesrour to give Mr. Middleton
another cup of tea, he lighted a cigarette and
began as follows:
“This is the last time you will see me here.
My lease expires to-morrow and my experience
as a retail merchant, in fact, as any sort of
merchant, is over. On this, the last evening
that we shall meet in the old familiar way, the
story I have to relate to your indulgent ears is
of some adventures of my own, adventures
which have had their final culmination in a
manner most delightful to me, and in which
consummation you have been an agent. Indeed,
but for your friendship I should not now
be the happy man I am. Without further consuming
time by a preamble which the progress
of the tale will render unnecessary, I will proceed.
“Last summer, I spent a portion of the heated
term at Green Lake, Wisconsin. I know that
sentiment in this city is somewhat unequally
divided upon the question of the comparative
charms of Green Lake and Lake Geneva and
that the former resort has not acquired a vogue
equal to that of the latter, but I must say I
greatly prefer Green Lake. I have never been
at Lake Geneva, it is true, but nevertheless, I
prefer Green Lake.
“The hotel where I stayed was very well
filled and the manager was enjoying a highly
prosperous season. Yet though there were so
many people there I made no acquaintances in
the first week of my sojourn. Nor in the
second week did I come to know more than
three or four, and they but slightly. I was,
in truth, treated somewhat as an object of
suspicion, the cause of which I could not at
first imagine. I was newer to this country and
its customs and costumes there a year ago.
Previous to starting for the lake, I had purchased
of a firm of clothiers farther up this
street, Poppenheimer and Pappenheimer, a full
outfit for all occasions and sports incident
upon a vacation at a fashionable resort. I had
not then learned that one can seldom make a
more fatal mistake than to allow a clothier or
tailor to choose for you. It is true that these
gentry have in stock what persons of refinement
demand, but they also have fabrics and
garments bizarre in color and cut, in which
they revel and carry for apparently no other
reason than the delectation of their own perverted
taste, since they seldom or never sell
them. But at times they light upon some one
whose ignorance or easy-going disposition
makes him a prey, and they send him forth an
example of what they call a well-dressed man.
More execrably dressed men than Poppenheimer
and Pappenheimer and most of the
other parties in the clothing business, are seldom
to be found in other walks of life. In my
ignorance of American customs, I entrusted
myself to their hands with the result that my
garments were exaggerated in pattern and
style and altogether unsuited to my dark complexion
and slim figure. But in the wearing of
these garments I aggravated the original sartorial
offence into a sartorial crime. With my
golf trousers and white ducks I wore a derby
hat. For nearly a week I wore with a shirt
waist a pair of very broad blue silk suspenders
embroidered in red. All at once I awoke to a
realization that the others did not wear their
clothes as I did and set myself to imitate them
with the result that my clothes were at least
worn correctly. The mischief was largely done,
however, before this reform, and nothing I
could do would alter the cut and fabric.
“My clothes were not the only drawbacks to
my making acquaintances. I was entirely
debarred from a participation in the sports of
the place. I knew nothing of golf. A son of
the desert, I could no more swim than fly, and
so far from being able to sail a boat, I cannot
even manage a pair of oars. I could only
watch the others indulge in their divertissements,
a lonely and wistful outsider.
“Yet despite all this, I could perceive that I
was not without interest to the young ladies.
Partially as an object of amusement at first, but
not entirely that, even at first, for the sympathetic
eyes of some of them betrayed a gentle
compassion.
“Among the twenty or so young ladies at our
hotel, were two who would attract the attention
and excite the admiration of any assemblage,
two sisters from Chicago, beautiful as houris.
In face and figure I have never seen their
equal. Their cheeks were like the roses of
Shiraz, their teeth like the pearls of Ormuz,
their eyes like the eyes of gazelles of Hedjaz.
Before beholding these damosels, I had never
realized what love was, but at last I knew, I
fell violently in love with them both. Never
in my wildest moments had I thought to fall in
love with a daughter of the Franks. Nor had
I contemplated an extended stay in this land,
and before my departure from Arabia I had
begun to negotiate for the formation of a
harem to be in readiness against my return.
“But I soon began to entertain all these
thoughts and to dally with the idea of changing
my religion, abhorrent as that idea was. At
first I had been comforted by the thought that
I was in love with both girls in orthodox Moslem
style. But reflecting that I could never
have both, that they would never come to me,
that I must go to them, becoming renegade to
my creed, I tried to decide which I loved best.
I came to a decision without any extended
thinking. I was in love with Miss Mildred,
the elder of the two sisters Decatur, daughters
of one of Chicago’s wealthy men, and this
question settled, there remained the stupendous
difficulty of winning her. For I did not
even possess the right to lift my hat to these
young ladies. My affair certainly appeared
quite hopeless.
“In the last week of August, an Italian and
his wife encamped upon the south shore of the
lake with a small menagerie, if a camel, a bear,
and two monkeys can be dignified by so large
a title. He was accustomed to make the
rounds of the hotels and cottages on alternate
days, one day mounted on the dromedary and
strumming an Oriental lute, on the others
playing a Basque bagpipe while his bear
danced, or proceeding with hand-organ and
monkeys. He had been a soldier in the
Italian colony of Massowah on the Red Sea,
where he had acquired the dromedary—which
was the most gigantic one I have ever seen—and
a smattering of Arabic. English he had
none, his wife serving as his interpreter in that
tongue.
“The sight of the camel was balm to my eyes.
Not only was it agreeable to me to see one of
that race of animals so characteristic of my
native land, but here at last was a form of
recreation opened to me. I hired the camel
on the days when the Italian was not using him
and went flying about all over the country.
Little did I suspect that I thereby became associated
with the Italian in the minds of the public
and that presently they began to believe
that I, too, was an Italian and the real owner
of the menagerie, employing Baldissano to
manage it for me while I lived at my ease at
the hotel. I was heard conversing with the
Italian, and of course nobody suspected that I
was talking to him in Arabic. It was a tongue
unknown to them all and they chose to consider
it Italian. Moreover, one Ashton Hanks,
a member of the Chicago board of trade, at the
hotel for the season, had said to the menagerie,
jerking his thumb interrogatively at me, as I
was busied in the background with the camel,
‘Italiano? Italiano?’ To which Baldissano
replied, ‘Si, signor,’ meaning ‘yes,’ thinking
of course that Hanks meant him. ‘Boss?
Padrone?’ said Hanks again, and again the
answer was, ‘Si, signor.’
“So here I was, made out to be an Italian and
the owner of a miserable little menagerie which
I employed a minion to direct, while myself
posing as a man of substance and elegant leisure.
Here I was, already proven a person of
atrocious taste in dress, clearly proclaimed of
no social standing, of unknown and suspicious
antecedents, a vulgarian pretender and interloper.
But of course I didn’t know this at the
time.
“I was riding past the front of the hotel on
the camel one day at a little before the noon
hour, when I beheld her whom I loved overcome
by keen distress and as she was talking
rather loudly, I could not but be privy to what
she said.
“‘Oh, dear,’ she exclaimed, clasping her
hands in great worriment, ‘what shall I do,
what shall I do! Here I am, invited to go on
a sail and fish-fry on Mr. Gannett’s yacht, and
I have no white yachting shoes to wear with
my white yachting dress. I’ve just got to wear
that dress, for I brought only two yachting
dresses and the blue one is at the laundry.
I thought I put a pair of white shoes in my
trunk, but I didn’t; I haven’t time to send to
Ripon for a pair. I won’t wear black shoes
with that dress. But how will I get white
ones?’
“‘Through my agency,’ said I from where I
sat on the back of the camel.
“‘Oh,’ said she, with a little start at my unexpected
intrusion, her face lighting with a
sudden hope, nevertheless. ‘Were you going
to Ripon and will you be back before one-thirty?
Are you perfectly willing to do this
errand for me?’
“‘I am going to Ripon,’ I said, ‘and nothing
will please me more than to execute any
commission you may entrust to me. This
good steed will carry me the six miles and back
before it is time to sail. They seldom sail on
the time set, I have observed.’
“She brought me a patent-leather dancing
shoe to indicate the desired size, and away I
went, secured the shoes, and turned homeward.
While skirting a large hill that arises athwart
the sky to the westward of the city of Ripon,
I was startled by a weird, portentous, moaning
cry from my mount. Ah, its import was only
too well known to me. Full many a time had
I heard it in the desert. It was the cry by
which the camels give warning of the coming
of a storm. While yet the eye and ear of
man can detect no signs whatever of the impending
outburst of nature’s forces and the
earth is bathed in the smiles of the sky, the
camels, by some subtle, unerring instinct,
prognosticate the storm.
“I looked over the whole firmament. Not a
cloud in sight. A soft zephyr and a mellow
sun glowing genially through a slight autumnal
haze. Not a sign of a storm, but the camel
had spoken. I dismounted at once. I undid
the package of shoes. From my pocket I took
a small square bit of stone of the cubical contents
of a small pea. It was cut from the side
of the cave where Mohammed rested during
the Hegira, or flight of Mohammed, with which
date we begin our calendar. This bit of stone
was reputed to be an efficacious amulet against
dangers of storms, and also a charm against
suddenly falling in love. I placed it in the toe
of the right shoe. Unbeknownst to her, Mildred
would be protected against these dangers.
I could not hope to dissuade her from the
voyage by telling her of the camel’s forewarning.
Ashton Hanks was to be one of the
yachting party and he had shown evidences of
a tender regard for her. Retying the package,
it was not long before I had placed it in the
hands of Mildred. With a most winsome
smile she thanked me and ran in to don the
new purchases.
“The boat set sail and I watched it glide
westward over the sparkling waves, toward the
lower end of the lake, watching for an hour
until it had slipped behind some point and was
lost to sight. Then I scanned the heavens to
see if the storm I knew must come would
break before it was time for the yachting
party to return. Low on the northern horizon
clouds were mustering, their heads barely discernible
above the rim of the world. But for
the camel’s warning I would not have seen
them. The storm was surely coming. By six
o’clock, or thereabouts, it would burst. The
party was to have its fish-fry at six, at some
point on the south shore. On the south shore
would be the wreck, if wreck there was to
be.
“With no definite plan, no definite purpose,
save to be near my love in the threatening
peril, I set out for the south shore. By water,
it is from a mile and a half to three miles
across Green Lake. By land, it is many times
farther. From road to road of those parallel
with the major axis of the lake, it is four miles
at the narrowest, and it is three miles from the
end of the lake before you reach the first north
and south road connecting the parallels. Ten
miles, then, after you leave the end of the lake
on the side where the hotels are, before you are
at the end on the other side. And then thirteen
miles of shore.
“So what with the distance and the time I had
spent watching the shallop that contained my
love pass from my field of vision the afternoon
had far waned when I had reached the opposite
shore, and when I had descended to the beach
at a point where I had thought I might command
the most extensive view and discover the
yacht, if it had begun to make its way homeward,
the light of day had given place to twilight.
But not the twilight of imminent night,
the twilight of the coming tempest. For the
brewing of a fearful storm had now some time
been apparent. A hush lay on the land. A
candle flame would have shot straight upward.
Nature waited, silently cowering.
“To the northward advanced, in serried columns
of black, the beetling clouds that were
turning the day into night, the distant booming
of aërial artillery thundering forth the preluding
cannonade of the charge. Higher and
higher into the firmament shot the front of the
advancing ranks in twisting curls of inky
smoke, yet all the while the mass dropped
nearer and nearer to the earth and the light of
day departed, save where low down in the west
a band of pale gold lay against the horizon,
color and nothing more, as unglowing as a yellow
streak in a painted sunset. Against this
weird, cold light, I saw a naked mast, and then
a sail went creaking up and I heard voices.
They had been shortening sail. By some unspent
impulse of the vanished wind, or the
impact of the waves still rolling heavily and
glassily from a recent blow, the yacht was still
progressing and came moving past me fifty or
sixty feet from shore.
“I heard the voices of women expressing terror,
begging the men to do something. Danger
that comes in the dark is far more fearsome
than danger which comes in the light. I heard
the men explaining the impossibility of getting
ashore. For two miles on this coast, a line of
low, but unscalable cliffs rose sheer from the
water’s edge, overhanging it, in fact, for the
waves had eaten several feet into the base of
the cliffs. To get out and stand in front of
these cliffs was to court death. The waves of
the coming storm would either beat a man to
death against the rocks, or drown him, for the
water was four feet deep at the edge of the
cliffs and the waves would wash over his head.
For two miles, I have said, there was a line of
cliffs on this coast, for two miles save just
where I stood, the only break, a narrow rift
which, coinciding with a section line, was the
end of a road coming down to the water.
They could not see this rift in the dusk, perhaps
were ignorant of its existence and so not
looking for it.
“The voices I had heard were all unfamiliar
and it was not until the yacht had drifted past
me that I was apprised it was indeed the craft
I sought by hearing the voice of Mildred saying,
with an assumed jocularity that could not
hide the note of fear:
“‘What will I do? All the other girls have a
man to save them. I am the extra girl.’
“I drove my long-legged steed into the water
after the boat none too soon, for the whistling
of a premonitory gust filled the air. Quickly
through the water strode the camel, and, with
his lariat in my hand, I plumped down upon
the stern overhang just as the mainsail went
slatting back and forth across the boat and
everybody was ducking his head. In the confusion,
nobody observed my arrival.
“‘She’s coming about,’ cried the voice of the
skipper, Gannett. ‘A few of these gusts
would get us far enough across to be out of
danger from the main storm.’
“But she did not come about. I could feel
the camel tugging at the lariat as the swerving
of the boat jerked him along, but presently the
strain ceased, for the boat lay wallowing as
before. Again a fitful gust, again the slatting
of the sail, the skipper put his helm down
hard, the boat put her nose into the wind, hung
there, and fell back.
“‘She won’t mind her helm!’
“‘She won’t come about!’
“‘She acts as if she were towing something,
were tied to something!’
“‘What’s that big rock behind there? Who
the devil is this? And how the devil did he
get here?’
“In the midst of these excited and alarmed
exclamations came the solemn, portentous
voice of the camel tolling out in the unnatural
night the tocsin of the approaching hurricane.
“‘It’s the Dago!’ cried Gannett, examining
me by the fleeting flash of a match. ‘It’s his
damned camel towing behind that won’t let us
come about. Pitch him overboard!’
“‘Oh, save me!’ appealed Mildred.
“There she had been, sitting just in front of
me and I hadn’t known it was she. It was not
strange that she had faith that I who had
arrived could also depart.
“‘Selim,’ I called, pulling the camel to the
boat. I had never had a name for him before,
but it was high time he had one, so now I
named him. ‘Selim,’ and there the faithful
beast was and with Mildred in my arms, I
scrambled on to his back and urged him toward
the rift in the wall of cliff.
“As if I had spurned it with my foot, the
boat sprang away behind us, a sudden rushing
blast filling her sails and laying her almost
over, and then she was out of our sight, into
the teeth of the tempest, yelling, screaming,
howling with a hundred voices as it darted
from the sky and laid flat the waves and then
hurled them up in a mass of stinging spray.
“In fond anticipation, I had dwelt upon the
homeward ride with Mildred. A-camelback,
I was, as it were, upon my native heath, master
of myself, assured, and at ease. I had
planned to tell her of my love, plead my cause
with Oriental fervor and imagery, but before
we reached shore the tempest was so loud that
she could not have heard me unless I had
shouted, and I had no mind to bawl my love.
Worse still, when once we were going across
the wind and later into it, I could not open my
mouth at all. We reached the hotel and on its
lee side I lifted her down to the topmost of the
piazza steps. I determined not be delayed
longer. If ever there was to be a propitious
occasion, it was now when I had rescued her
from encompassing peril. I retained hold of
her hand. She gave me a glance in which was
at least gratitude, and I dared hope, something
more, and I was about to make my declaration,
when she made a little step, her right foot
almost sunk under her and she gave an agonized
cry and hobbling, limping, hopping on one
foot, passed from me across the piazza to the
stairs leading to the second story, whither she
ascended upon her hands and knees.
“That wretched stone from the cavern where
Mahommed slept in the Hegira! How many
times during the day had she wanted to take
her shoe off? She would ascertain the cause
of her torment, she would lay it to me. It had
indeed been an amulet against sudden love. I
was the man whose love it had forefended.
“‘Gannett’s yacht went down and all aboard
of her were drowned,’ said one of the bellboys
to me. ‘Everybody in the hotel is feeling
dreadful.’
“‘How do you know they are drowned?’
“‘Everybody in the hotel says so. I don’t
know how they found out.’
“‘What’s that at the pier?’ said I.
“The lights at the end of the pier shone
against a white expanse of sail and there was a
yacht slowly making a landing.
“Someone came and stood for a moment in
an open window above me and there floated
out the voice of one of the sisters Decatur, but
which one, I could not tell. Their voices were
much alike and I had not heard either of them
speak very often.
“‘Do you think that one ought to marry a
person who rescues her from death, when he
happens to be a Dago and cheap circus man
into the bargain? I certainly do not.’
“Which one was it? Which one was it?
Imagine my feelings, torn with doubt, perplexity,
and sorrow. Was it Mildred, replying
scornfully to some opinion of her sister, or was
it the sister taking Mildred to task for saying
she wished or ought to marry me? How was I
to know? Could I run the risk of asking the
girls themselves?
The emir paused, and it was plain to be seen
from the workings of his countenance that once
more he was living over this unhappy episode.
“I can well imagine your feelings and sympathize
with them,” said Mr. Middleton.
“There you sat in the encircling darkness,
asking yourself with no hope of an answer,
‘Was it Mildred? Was it her sister? Was it
Mildred contemptuously repudiating the idea
of marriage with me, or the sister haughtily
scoffing at some sentiments just professed by
Mildred? But I should not have spent too
long a time asking how I was to know. I
should put the matter to the test and had it
out with Mildred, Miss Mildred, I should
say.”
The emir looked steadily at Mr. Middleton.
There was surprise, annoyance, perhaps even
vexation in his gaze. With incisive tones, he
said:
“How could you so mistake me? Ours is a
line whose lineage goes back twelve hundred
years, a noble and unsullied line. Could I, sir,
think of making my wife, making a princess of
my race, a woman who could entertain the
thought of stooping to marry a Dago cheap
circus man? Suppose I had gone to Mildred
and had asked her if she had expressed herself of
such a demeaning declaration? Suppose she
had said, ‘Yes,’ then there I would have been,
compromised, caught in an entanglement from
which as a man of honor, I could not withdraw.
The only thing to do was to keep
silence. The risk was too great, I resolved to
leave on the morrow. For the first time did I
learn that I was believed to be a Dago and the
proprietor of the little menagerie. This
strengthened my resolve to leave.
“I left. Your happy encounter with the
young ladies in the restaurant changed all.
They learned from you that I was their social
equal. They looked me up and apologized for
their apparent lack of appreciation of my services
and explained that they thought me a
Dago circus man. I learned that neither of
them believed in a mesalliance, that the question
I had heard was a rhetorical question
merely, one not expecting an answer, much
used by orators to express a strong negation of
the sentiments apparently contained in the
question. But I have not yet learned which
girl it was who asked the question. It is
entirely immaterial and I don’t think I shall
try to find out, even after I am married, for of
course you have surmised I am to be married,
to be married to Mildred.”
“Yes, another American heiress marries
a foreign nobleman,” said Mr. Middleton,
with a bitterness that did not escape the
emir.
“Permit me to correct a popular fallacy,”
said the emir. “Nothing could be more erroneous
than the prevalent idea that American
girls marry foreign noblemen because attracted
by the glitter of rank, holding their own plain
republican citizens in despite. Sir, it takes a
title to make a foreigner equal to American
men in the eyes of American women. A British
knight may compete with the American
mister, but when you cross the channel, nothing
less than a count will do in a Frenchman,
a baron in the line of a German, while, for a
Russian to receive any consideration, he must
be a prince.
“And now,” said the emir, “my little establishment
here being about to be broken up, I
am going to ask you to accept certain of my
effects which for sundry reasons I cannot take
with me to my new abode. My jewels, hangings,
and costumes, my wife will like, of
course. But as she is opposed to smoking,
there are six narghilehs and four chibouques
which I will never use again. As I am about
to unite with the Presbyterian church this coming
Sunday, it might cause my wife some disquietude
and fear of backsliding, were I to
retain possession of my eight copies of the
Koran. She may be wise there,” said the emir
with a sigh. “If perchance you should embrace
the true faith and thereby make compensation
for the loss of a member occasioned by
my withdrawal——”
“That would not even matters up,” interrupted
Mr. Middleton, “for I am not a Presbyterian,
but a Methodist.”
“Oh,” said the emir. “Well, there are five
small whips of rhinoceros hide and two gags.
My wife will not wish me to keep those, nor a
crystal casket containing twenty-seven varieties
of poisons. Then there are other things that
you might have use for and I have not. I
have sent for a cab and Mesrour will stow the
things in it.”
At that moment the cab was heard without
and Mesrour began to load it with the gifts of
the emir. At length he ceased his carrying
and stood looking expectantly. With an air of
embarrassment, and clearing his throat hesitatingly,
the emir addressed Mr. Middleton.
“There is one last thing I am going to ask
you to take. I cannot call it a gift. I can
look upon your acceptance of it in no other
light than a very great service. Some time
ago, when marriage in this country was something
too remote to be even dreamed of, I sent
home for an odalisque.”
The emir paused and looked obliquely at
Mr. Middleton, as if to observe the effect of
this announcement. That excellent young
man had not the faintest idea what an odalisque
might be, but he had ever made it a point when
strange and unknown terms came up, to wait
for subsequent conversation to enlighten him
directly or by inference as to their meaning.
In this way he saved the trouble of asking
questions and, avoiding the reputation of being
inquisitive and curious, gained that of being
well informed upon and conversant with a wide
range of subjects. So he looked understandingly
at the emir and remarking approvingly,
“good eye,” the emir continued, much encouraged.
“To a lonely man such as I then was, the
thought of having an odalisque about, was very
comforting. Lonely as I then was, an odalisque
would have afforded a great deal of
company.”
“That’s right,” said Mr. Middleton. “Why,
even cats are company. The summer I was
eighteen, everybody in our family went out to
my grandfather’s in Massachusetts, and I
stayed home and took care of the house. I
tell you, I’d been pretty lonely if it hadn’t
been for our two cats.”
“But now I am going to be married and my
wife would not think of tolerating an odalisque
about the house. She simply would not have
it. The odalisque arrived last night, and I am
in a great quandary. I could not think of
turning the poor creature out perhaps to
starve.”
“That’s right,” said Mr. Middleton. “Some
persons desiring to dispose of a cat, will carry
it off somewhere and drop it, thinking that
more humane than drowning it. But I say,
always drown a cat, if you wish to get rid of it.”
“Now I have thought that you, being without
a wife to object, might take this burden off
my hands. I will hand you a sum sufficient
for maintenance during a considerable period
and doubtless you can, as time goes on, find
someone else who wants an odalisque, or discover
some other way of disposal, in case you
tire——”
“Send her along,” said Mr. Middleton,
cordially and heartily. “If worst comes to
worst, there’s an old fellow I know who sells
parrots and cockatoos and marmosets, and perhaps
he’d like an odalisque.”
“I will send her,” said the emir.
“So it’s a she,” quoth Mr. Middleton to himself.
He had used the feminine in the broad
way that it is applied indefinitely to ships,
railways trains, political parties etc., etc., with
no thought of fitting a fact.
“I will give you fifteen hundred dollars for
her maintenance. Having brought her so far,
I feel a responsibility——”
“But that is such a large sum. I really
wouldn’t need so much——”
“That is none too large,” rejoined the emir.
“I wish her to be treated well and I believe
you will do it. At first, she will not understand
anything you say to her, of course, but
she will soon learn what you mean. The tone,
as much as the words, enlightens, and I think
you will have very little trouble in managing
her.”
“Is there a cage?” hazarded Mr. Middleton,
“or won’t I need one?”
“Lock her in a room, if you are afraid she
will run away, though such a fear is groundless.
Or if you wish to punish her, the rhinoceros
whips would do better than a cage. A cage is
so large and I could never see any advantage
in it. But you will probably never have occasion
to use even a whip. You will have but
this one odalisque. Had you two or three,
they might get to quarreling among themselves
and you might have use for a whip. But toward
you, she will be all gentleness, all submission.”
Mr. Middleton and the emir then turned to
the counting and accounting of the fifteen hundred
dollars, and so occupied, the lawyer
missed seeing Mesrour pass with the odalisque
and did not know she had been put in the hack
until the emir had so apprised him.
“She is in a big coffee sack,” said the emir.
“The meshes of the fabric are sufficiently open
to afford her ample facility for breathing, and
yet she can’t get out. Then, too, it will simplify
matters when you get to your lodgings.
You will not have to lead her and urge her,
frightened and bewildered by so much moving
about, but pack her upon your back in the bag
and carry her to your room with little trouble.
“And now,” continued the emir, grasping
Mr. Middleton’s hands warmly, “for the last
time do I give you God-speed from this door.
I will not disguise my belief that our intimacy
has in a measure come to an end. As a married
man, I shall not be so free as I have been.
I am no longer in need of seeking out knowledge
of strange adventures. The tyrannical
imam of Oman, who imprisoned my brother, is
dead, and his successor, commiserating the
poor youth’s sorrows, has not only liberated
him, but given him the vermillion edifice of his
incarceration. This my brother intends to
transmute into gold, for he has hit upon the
happy expedient of grinding it up into a face
powder, a rouge, beautiful in tint and harmless
in composition, for the rock was quarried in
one of the most salubrious locations upon the
upper waters of the great river Euphrates. I
trust I shall sometimes see you at our place,
where I am sure I shall be joined in welcoming
you by Mrs.—Mrs.—well, to tell the truth,”
said the emir in some slight confusion, “I
don’t know what her name will be, for it is
obviously out of the question to call her Mrs.
Achmed Ben Daoud, and she objects to the
tribal designation of Alyam, which I had temporarily
adopted for convenience’s sake, as
ineuphonious.”
“Sir, friend and benefactor, guiding lamp
of my life, instructor of my youth and moral
exemplar,” said Mr. Middleton, in the emotion
of the moment allowing his speech an
Oriental warmth which the cold self-consciousness
of the Puritan would have forbade, had he
been addressing a fellow American, “I cannot
tell you the advantages that have flowed from
my acquaintance with you. It was indeed the
turning point of my life. The pleasure I will
leave untouched upon, as I must alike on the
present occasion, the profits. Let me briefly
state that they foot up to $3760. A full
accounting of how they accrued, would consume
the rest of the night, and so it must be
good-bye.”
As Mr. Middleton looked back for the last
time upon that hospitable doorway, he saw the
gigantic figure of Mesrour silhouetted against
the dim glow beyond and there solemnly
boomed on the night air, the Arabic salutation,
“Salaam aleikoom.”
