We have beer-soup and Aunt Anna to dinner. Now beer-soup is a nasty dish and Aunt Anna is not very nice either.
She has yellow teeth and a little hump and very severe eyes, which are not even both equally severe. She is nearly always scolding us and, when she sees a chance, she pinches us.
The worst of all, however, is that she is constantly setting us a good example, which can easily end by gradually and inevitably driving us to embrace wickedness.
Aunt Anna does not like beer-soup any more than we do. But of course she eats it with a voluptuous expression on her face and looks angrily at my little boy, who does not even make an attempt to behave nicely
Why doesn't the little boy eat his delicious beer-soup?" she asks.
A scornful silence.
Such delicious beer-soup! I know a poor, wretched boy who would be awfully glad to have such delicious beer-soup.
My little boy looks with great interest at Auntie, who is swallowing her soup with eyes full of ecstatic bliss
Where is he?" he asks.
Aunt Anna pretends not to hear.
Where is the poor boy?" he asks again.
Yes, where is he?" I ask. "What's his name
Aunt Anna gives me a furious glance.
What's his name, Aunt Anna?" asks my little boy. "Where does he live? He can have my beer-soup with pleasure.
Mine too," I say, resolutely, and I push my plate from me.
My little boy never takes his great eyes off Aunt Anna's face. Meanwhile, she has recovered herself
There are many poor boys who would thank God if they could get such delicious beer-soup," she says. "Very many. Everywhere.
Yes, but tell us of one, Auntie," I say.
My little boy has slipped down from his chair. He stands with his chin just above the table and both his hands round his plate, ready to march off with the beer-soup to the poor boy, if only he can get his address.
But Aunt Anna does not allow herself to be played with
Heaps of poor boys," she says again. "Hun-dreds! And therefore another little boy, whom I will not name, but who is in this room, ought to be ashamed that he is not thankful for his beer-soup.
My little boy stares at Aunt Anna like the bird fascinated by the snake.
Such delicious beer-soup!" she says. "I must really ask for another little helping.
Aunt Anna revels in her martyrdom. My little boy stands speechless, with open mouth and round eyes.
I push my chair back and say, with genuine exasperation
Now, look here, Aunt Anna, this is really too bad! Here we are, with a whole lot of beer-soup, which we don't care about in the least and which we would be very glad to get rid of, if we only knew someone who would have it. You are the only one that knows of anybody. You know a poor boy who would dance for joy if he got some beer-soup. You know hundreds. But you won't tell us their names or where they live.
Why, what do you mean
And you yourself sit quite calmly eating two whole helpings, though you know quite well that you're going to have an omelette to follow. That's really very naughty of you, Aunt Anna.
Aunt Anna chokes with annoyance. My little boy locks his teeth with a snap and looks with every mark of disgust at that wicked old woman.
And I turn with calm earnestness to his mother and say
After this, it would be most improper for us ever to have beer-soup here again. We don't care for it and there are hundreds of little boys who love it. If it must be made, then Aunt Anna must come every Saturday and fetch it. She knows where the boys live.
The omelette is eaten in silence, after which Aunt Anna shakes the dust from her shoes. She won't have any coffee today.
While she is standing in the hall and putting on her endless wraps, a last doubt arises in my little boy's soul. He opens his green eyes wide before her face and whispers
Aunt Anna, where do the boys live
Aunt Anna pinches him and is shocked and goes off, having suffered a greater defeat than she can ever repair.